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I'm walking on sunshine 5 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Reverse panda
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Guess I'll find out in August! 4 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Or your school offers a lot of events with free keg. Free. Keg.
Elephants foot compared to humans foot 11 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
It's really fascinating. I watched this documentary that dissected an elephant and it explained about the weight on their feet. The shape and bone positioning is very similar to a humans, you can see it if you look close. And then they have that big pad under the heel that provides padding when they walk and also seems to have bouncy qualities to push the foot back up, all while supporting the weight.
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Lawyer's Christmas 4 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Lmao, there I times when I'm sitting in classes like Contracts that I wonder if anyone in the legal system actually knows what reasonable means. It's just tossed around so much, I feel like its lost its meaning.
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Face painting gone horribly wrong 7 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
It wouldn't be so bad if his eyes weren't pointing in opposite directions
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A picture worth a thousand words 16 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Girl you better run. She got a broom.
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Lawyer's Christmas 4 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
You know they're a lawyer when all of their answers include the word 'reasonable' and variations of such.
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For those getting a late start on a summer diet 10 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
You don't have to scrape it into the trash if you don't waste money and buy it
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@meeeeeeeee 6 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Fasting isn't bad. It can actually be really healthy, cleanse your system, and boost your metabolism. Plus weight loss. You just have to do it safely.
Glad there were subtitles 8 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
*Stares back in Caucasian*
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I won't like to you... I eat my pizza crust first. 36 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Nooo I want my milk cold.
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I won't like to you... I eat my pizza crust first. 36 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
I'm kind of sorry.
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Hmmm very good 3 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
No it's young Voldemort.
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P & y 82 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Persnickety
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Wonder how they got it up there. Maybe that's why first years aren't allowed om brooms. 13 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Slytherin headcanon: we steal the remaining yardsticks and sell them to the highest bidding house.
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Another great find! 5 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Don't sell it! Give to people who conserve bear life and can put the bear back in the wild!!!
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It's the thought that counts 8 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
You better accept that lettuce!!!
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Queen Elizabeth meeting Manchester terror victim 9 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
That's a cool hat. I want the Queen's hat.
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She has more patience than I do 6 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
WHAT DOES THIS EVEN SAY
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*Rolls nat 1* 8 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
I finally managed to find some people to play with me. We're gonna set up a campaign soon. IM SO EXCITED
It's so very impossible to find stuff with my house on it. 16 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Hiss Hiss mofos!!!
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Communism part 3 3 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Nah it's just shit
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pikachu is here to bless u 13 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
He was too late for me.
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Love a girl who listens 22 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
I mean, yeah, maybe. Blowjobs are nice though. If he doesn't want it, he can certainly say so.
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Perfect meme usage 14 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
This might be the only acceptable use of this meme.
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