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Surface tension 1 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Yo science be crazy
Ho ho ho 3 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
I didn’t realize I wanted a marvel Santa movie until this moment.
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Prediction came true 1 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
I guess I don’t feel so bad about my team losing now, if only because of this dude. Congrats old man.
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Stay hydrated 5 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
But don’t drink too much or it’ll poison you
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Atlast! 3 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Uh I need these
Wasted effort 8 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Its funny because it’s true.
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Anyone wanna go to his stall 7 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
It’s probably good advice. Kid perspectives are so pure and honest.
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This pancake is too perfect 11 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Almost perfect. There’s that little piece on the bottom sticking out that makes my eye twitch.
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Oh p*rnhub comments 5 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
He never said it had to be consecutive days.
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Does anyone do this? 50 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
My guys friends do this for me. I’m so used to it that i don’t even notice most of the time.
Octopussy 14 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
I originally read that as he was judging hermit crabs. Like damn, Otto, what’d they do to you?
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What's happening? 9 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
I think he’s actually waiting for his ostrich friend to pick something so they finally check out.
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No 13 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
Is yik yak even a thing anymore?
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She curved it alright ahaha! 3 comments
sammiek · 6 years ago
It actually took me a minute to get the joke because literally all I saw was the forte symbol. Thanks orchestra.
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Some confirm 4 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I never progressed past high school apparently
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Cards against humanity 11 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I played this card, but I used “the Jews: the story of being on fire”
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Oh good Lord. 6 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
You can pay for a passport feature and swipe anywhere in the world.
It explains your love life 46 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
“They sank to the depths like a stone. Exodus 5:5”
....I’m not a murderer, I swear.
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We're not made to last 24 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Jerry Seinfeld?
We're not made to last 24 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Or you just mix it with vodka. Yeah, we’re definitely gonna die.
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The savagery 6 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Well, those would most likely be considered tangible injury. A court could provide a remedy for that. So yeah, in that case you could probably have a lawsuit.
The savagery 6 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
There is no lawsuit for giving out a phone number unless you had an actual agreement with the person about keeping it confidential. If you did have such an agreement, it is possible that you might be able to sue for breach of contract. However you would need to have suffered some tangible injury. Something a court could redress. So, I’m pretty confident in saying there is nothing to sue for.
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Typical Americans 7 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
‘MERICA
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Look at the feet 8 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
I thought it was coco rice crispies.
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A stack of f**ks 20 comments
sammiek · 7 years ago
Okay but where can I buy?
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