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Ohhh no, you didn't 9 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
I read too many of the new posts so I have to hit random to still get my daily fix of funsubstance, hence the comments on old posts haha :)
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Ohhh no, you didn't 9 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
People on this site downvote for no reason at all... that comment was funny... Apparently no one else on here has a sense of humour.
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Some will get this 17 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
Not necessarily too young, I'm nearly nineteen and didn't understand, maybe because I don't watch porn. Doesn't always have to do with age, dude.
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I had to make it a gif 5 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
Night at the Roxbury... Nobody knows this????
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Running Around The World 15 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
I'm from Canada and I've never ran from a moose yet somehow this is still accurate... Internet, the place where nothing makes sense yet everything does.
Welcome to Abercrombie & Fitch 39 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
People like you make me hate people in general. Get your head out of your goddamn was, you arrogant dumbfuck. Nothing about what you just said about yourself really matters, and by your attitude, I know for a fact that a lot of people probably fucking despise you.
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When one table just isn't enough 23 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
Conveyor*
I feel as ignored as... 32 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
No, because of the exposure to the heat in the oven. Can nobody understand how bread is baked?
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I feel as ignored as... 32 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
It is just the outside of the bread... It gets darker because it's on the outside and more exposed to the heat of the oven when cooked... Just like the rest of the crust? Or have I believed the wrong thing my entire life? Pretty sure they keep it on there to keep it fresh, but the guest commenter above is right, it is the outside of the bread.
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Fite me irl 13 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
Coming from somebody whose name on here is swagmaster... And repeatedly correcting somebody over a video game and choice of words... Rethink your priorities, dude.
Firefox is sad 6 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
Made me sad... :(
Barbie Chicken 12 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
Maybe if you read the title... No one asked you for your two cents, which actually happen to be wrong so why say that to someone else?
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I want a dog 1 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
I laughed way too hard at this...
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Macklemore is awesome 29 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
Lol just a .22? I'm sure if you knew anything about guns, you could pick something that'd do a little more damage. And about your name, you are clearly a city kid because no redneck would spell it with an x. I'd rethink your username next time. Or just stay off the internet altogether. Save yourself the embarrassment. Oh and another tip, watch Zeitgeist or read the Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey. You might choke on your rosary though, because you're obviously so far up Jesus' ass you're ten steps ahead of him.
Healthcare should be free 39 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
Rednexrule, first off, learn to spell and learn your grammar. For somebody so educated, you seem to have trouble telling the difference between "there" and "their". Also, I don't know what friends you're talking about in Canada, but I was born and raised and still reside in Canada and I must say, it's pretty fucking sweet up here. Not perfect, but definitely awesome. But reading your comments make me laugh. I don't have a job at Burger King, but I work at Tim Hortons and have yet to go to college, and based on your comments so far, I can already tell I'm much more educated than you. A college diploma or university degree means fuck all when you can't spell or use proper grammar, considering you look like a fucktard who is lying their ass off about said college diploma or university degree.
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31 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
For all the people commenting saying this is wrong... Why would you ever tell a child that gay people fuck each other up the ass? Why would you ever tell a child that straight people fuck each other either? When explaining to a child how relationships work, you need to make it age appropriate. And why are you even concerned about what gay people do in the bedroom? You don't like it? Don't be a part of it, simple as that. Nobody is saying you have to be a part of homosexual sex. Why are people so disgusted with what they do in the bedroom? It's human nature, and it's a personal and intimate thing. I'm pretty disgusted by the fact that you feel a child should be told that homosexuals "fuck each other up the ass". That's just twisted, expecting anybody to do something like that. I'm also disgusted by the fact that you are obviously sitting behind your goddamn computer screen with your thumb up your ass, saying terrible things to other posters.
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Right foot red! 15 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
No... That's his right foot...
Frienzoned whale 10 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
Whale, fucking autocorrect... >.<
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Frienzoned whale 10 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
The look on the bottom eagle's face...
The perfect baked potato 9 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
Cheese
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Beatrix Kiddo 9 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
Go fuck yourself.
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Watching movie with parents 8 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
They said movie, not TV...
If all men are the same why do women take so long to choose one 5 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
^meme. they meant meme. because the person wrote the whole meme in the title. if you're going to correct somebody to look smart, make sure it at least makes sense first. if you were gonna correct them on anything spelling-wise, you should have went for *write. it's write, not right. people make me shake my head.
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Awesome clear bathtub 13 comments
sammm · 10 years ago
Get over it, pictures float around the internet. Where did this Where site get their shit from? Probably another site.