"Well, well, well. What do we have here?" *undercover cop sees him, throws him out.* *Guy's legs break and is confined to a wheelchair*

Mr. Owl only had 3 likes before he was at the center

My grandparents cat is super sweet! I swear if you look she will start purring like crazy. even after she lost one of her legs, she was still friendly. I guess she is an exception in the cat world

On the first day Dog created treats such as milk bones and meat bits
On the second day, Dog created the tennis ball
On the third day, Dog created beds to keep warm at night
On the fifth day, Dog created cats to play with
On the sixth day, Dog created man because cats were assholes
On the seventh day, Dog was tired and derped

Whats in the jug in the last one?

that ending was epic

Plot twist

So what if he's a bit of a fixer upper?

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Teacher was lookin' for me all around
Two hours later you know where I was found
Looking at the computer

His face is saying "One more word and there is going to be fish patties for a limited time at the Krusty Crab bitch"

Then you scream bloody murder when your finger gets in the way, and gets pinched

Food is in range. Ninja mode activated

This is beyond true. I will be using this quite often. Thank you.

It's all about perspective