Stop it! Stop it now!

Well at least I don't fling my own shit at people (although I would greatly enjoy it)

Win this one because I told you too.
Because you told me too!!!

happens to me all the time

"No! Please, have mercy! I didn't mean it! I'm sorry! I take it back! Noooo!"

Sandy, you don't know what you're up against! We're talking about an Alaskan Bull Worm!
Well, I don't know nothin' about Alaska, but looky here. Back in Texas I wrangled bulls and I wrangled worms. As far as I'm concerned, doing both together just saves rope.

Now when you lose your phone you lose your earbuds and money too! Yeah I can see how everybody would love this

I wouldn't tell people the car is running

How can a bird look cooler than me?

I bet it was a Minion.....

Where can I get it?! Please tell me!!!

Thank you! :)

As a girl I really don't mind having small boobs. There are many advantages such as
-sleeping on you stomach
-going out without a bra
-less likely to get raped
-guys won't annoy/hit on you
-you're free

I don't even have to put on a mask for people to do that when I'm around