Ezio Auditore da Firenze

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"The truth is written in blood."

— Ezio Auditore da Firenze
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Best love story ever 5 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
I would take you too.. why can't this happen to me?
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Steampunk animals from old car parts 9 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
FREAKIN' LOVE STEAMPUNK
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Men are like coke 2 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
And Mentos is viagra.
Every time I hear someone say 'I'm bored' 1 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
Louis CK is not a poet or something. He's actually a comedian. He responded with this argument after his little daughter said she was bored.
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Avengers facebook 6 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
*patrick star voice* TOUCH!
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Imagine this video game 24 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
Smooth
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The Weather Outside is Frightful 25 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
Oh deer god
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Best friend for 13 years gave me this today at dinner 12 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
#nohomo
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For the Tolkien fans around here 6 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
My preeeciouussss
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I felt the need to share my accomplishment :3 7 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
The Princess is in another castle!
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Well, that took an unexpected turn 17 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
Ke$ha was here
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Some of the best senior yearbook quotes 12 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
"Dude I swear no homo but your booty is fly"
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I know I'm not the only one 8 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
My anaconda don't
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Internet explorer 25 comments
sarcasticasshole · 10 years ago
Slow wifi
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