Ask the doctor what the hell he gave me

Passive aggressive sass

Or you know, down the street, in the corner shop, at nightclubs... anything

well... witty banter and sarcasm if you're watching top gear

And every so often, surprise you liver with a glass of water

well I wasn't planning on sleeping tonight anyway... or for the next week

That's looks so uncomfortable! someone just get her some converse

This is so sad to see :'(

You are what you eat

Ian, I can explain just... just don't throw them out! I have been working on this modern art piece for 2 years!

Me when the teacher asks you to go get something from another classroom.

It is native to clothing stores with an unlimited supply of snapbacks. Unlike other turtle species, these can change shell with ease. Some have flames... some have unicorns

I would say too soon but... How dare you

When I was 10 hours into Skyrim without saving, in the middle of nowhere so could't save by going to a town I had never been too... good times

Media in a nutshell

I'm ' I will get through this movie without falling asleep and then does' years old

Truly inspiring

Tbh, I don't need to be drunk to drop shit.

When you take something by accident and you end up having to kill the entire town. Average day in Skyrim.

I am going to sound like an absolute noob but here goes. I've been on tumblr for a day and I can't seem to find this screen, how do I get it up?

Hell yeah, and if I really like I would buy the island afterwards

Only ever for food, then I go back to hibernation