satans_mistress

satans_mistress


I used to be Twisted_Soul. I don't have a complete soul, good luck trying to kill me.

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Such majestical creatures 16 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Is the word majestical a combination between magical and majestic??
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Make his wang hard 54 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Yeah lol, hopefully the same won't happen again.
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satans_mistress · 9 years ago
....posting too many reposts I think.
In my defence I didn't see the funsub thing on the bottom so
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satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Well first I got banned, then it was the end of the school year (graduated from high school) so I had to turn in my school iPad, so I had no more internet access until I got a new phone last week.
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satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Aaayyyyy what up
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satans_mistress · 9 years ago
The booty for life
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satans_mistress · 9 years ago
booty
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satans_mistress · 9 years ago
That's what my bf does. Two things happen, either I slap him and go crazy, or I start laughing and grab his booty. He's playing a dangerous game every time he does it.
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Make his wang hard 54 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
@tara, When she's moody, grab her booty.
I'm dying.
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HE WONT 16 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I can't even
Where was this when I was in middle school????
Damnit
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GUYS 6 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I used to hate chucky.
like
HATED HIM
Then I just laughed at the whole movie.
Still have nightmares tho so..
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GUYS 6 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
motheRFUCK
WAT
Make his wang hard 54 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
*takes note of this great advice*
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This guy is smooth 8 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
He has no hair..he's smooth...
Roasted 29 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Aaayyyyyy welcome!
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satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Awesome, ok we need more ppl to take different spots.
For the twenty-year-olds who have never been loved 67 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
@thepinkyrex: aahahahahahaha I choked that was funny
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For the twenty-year-olds who have never been loved 67 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
It was so well written that for a second i felt those things, you know? Even Satan got a little teary eyed.
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For the twenty-year-olds who have never been loved 67 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
That was beautiful.
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Pro-santa 15 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Ok Satan just wants to say that he supports equal rights, that doesn't mean it's a bad thing so..
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Watermelon cupcakes 14 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Good point
Roasted 29 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I second that nomination.
And I'm down to be part of that club...Oh wait...if anything I'll be the vice president...
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satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Lol, it's not your time yet...at least, i think it's not your time....Death isn't all that chatty about who dies when so....
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satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Satan doesn't do autograph, he thinks it's really snobby.
But he'll take a selfie with you. We have free WiFi and all.