satans_mistress
I used to be Twisted_Soul. I don't have a complete soul, good luck trying to kill me.
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This concerns me 76 comments
satans_mistress
· 9 years ago
I don't know. I just laughed really hard.
I have the latter of a kitten also.
Don't judge me.
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I have the latter of a kitten also.
Don't judge me.
This concerns me 76 comments
satans_mistress
· 9 years ago
I don't think you'll ever know how hard I laughed at that.
Almost pissed myself
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Almost pissed myself
I'm not judging 6 comments
*noots internally* 7 comments
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satans_mistress
· 9 years ago
Ugh YES meow, like it's more of the creeper face your friend does????? You know like when you're messing around and your friend does the whole creeper look/smile/sound and you do it back at them????
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satans_mistress
· 9 years ago
Same. What I did was copy and paste it on my notes or memo pad and when I Need to use it I just copy and past it and there you go.
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This concerns me 76 comments
satans_mistress
· 9 years ago
There's this comedian (Ross I think) who wad talking about a friend who had a new boyfriend and he asked her how the guy was and she said
"Well he's kind of a Harry Potter fan in bed."
Ross:"What does you mean?"
Friend: "well when he was about to climax he yelled 'EXPELLIARMUS'"
Ross: "oh my god and what did you do?"
Friend: "I just went with it Ross and yelled back 'FIVE POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR'"
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"Well he's kind of a Harry Potter fan in bed."
Ross:"What does you mean?"
Friend: "well when he was about to climax he yelled 'EXPELLIARMUS'"
Ross: "oh my god and what did you do?"
Friend: "I just went with it Ross and yelled back 'FIVE POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR'"
I struggled with this for years 11 comments
Hard up the toenail! 27 comments
satans_mistress
· 9 years ago
Yeah she is. But she's also saying that it doesn't matter cuz she loves him so much. She would give up her own name to be with him:
"Deny thy father
and refuse thy name;
Or if thou wilt not,
be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be a Capulet."
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"Deny thy father
and refuse thy name;
Or if thou wilt not,
be but sworn my love
And I'll no longer be a Capulet."
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satans_mistress
· 9 years ago
I always though it was like "yeeeaaaaahhhhhhhh" but all creepy like, ya feel?
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Rats are trained to sniff out landmines 14 comments
satans_mistress
· 9 years ago
Ok look dont judge. I also have a crippling fear of heights but I have no problem watching a surgery while eating spaghetti. I'm weird .
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Hard up the toenail! 27 comments
satans_mistress
· 9 years ago
Naw I think you're right. She says "tis but thy name that is my enemy". And she goes on saying that all a name is is a name and even if you change the name it's still the same thing:
"What's in a name?
That which we call a rose
By any other word
would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would,
were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection
which he owes".
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"What's in a name?
That which we call a rose
By any other word
would smell as sweet;
So Romeo would,
were he not Romeo call'd,
Retain that dear perfection
which he owes".
Hard up the toenail! 27 comments
Hard up the toenail! 27 comments
giraffes & crystal meth 16 comments
satans_mistress
· 9 years ago
1. Huh...cool. kinda like it, mind if I use it?
2. Awesome. Do you also sell edibles?
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2. Awesome. Do you also sell edibles?
I'm posting this today because of the time zones 32 comments
I'm posting this today because of the time zones 32 comments
I meant bladder!!!!!
Goddamn how did I graduate high school?