satans_mistress

satans_mistress


I used to be Twisted_Soul. I don't have a complete soul, good luck trying to kill me.

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Yus 11 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Satan would give you more than a corn chip.
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or their butts are in your face eugh 20 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Had a teacher for intervention to make up a fail in middle school, he would always pat my shoulder, any girls shoulder and say how we were all pretty and smart. Fired a few years later for watching porn in the school computer.
Haha I love funsubstance 13 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Yes let's keep the guest
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What an animal. 4 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Story of my life
Fuckin' Savage
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Yus 11 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
AAAYYYYYYUY
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Will smith trying to be punny 10 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I LOVE WILL SMITH
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Haha I love funsubstance 13 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
If you can't take a joke, ask your doctor before taking.
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or their butts are in your face eugh 20 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Eww could they not
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Girl continuously trolls Kermit the Frog 6 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
That wad fucking adorable
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or their butts are in your face eugh 20 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
NO NOT AGAIN
YES I MEANT SWEETHEART
YOU GUYS DONT KNOW HOW LONG THAT GRAMMATICAL MISTAKE HAS HAUNtED ME
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Haha I love funsubstance 13 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Do not take if you are pregnant, or planning on becoming pregnant
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or their butts are in your face eugh 20 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
My physics teacher (whom I hated) called me sweatheart. I was so UncOMfoRtaBle
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Turning a grave into a sandbox for playing 14 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
*lies on the floor*
*tries not to cry*
*cries a lot*
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Wow ;-; 5 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
That was beautiful.
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I struggled with this for years 11 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Ok ok.....Oh his hair...Oh...
I struggled with this for years 11 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
OhnygOD YES SOMEONE REMEMBERED ABOUT FANBULANCE
Truuuu 14 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Some I my music makes me want to be all sweet and cuddle and hold hands while walking down the street, others make me want to dance on a pole while my bf makes it rain....
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This concerns me 76 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Anal actually had me sore for two days, but at least the bf was happy. No not satan.
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Best ever comment award goes to.. 6 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Duuuuuuuuuude
That was amazing.
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This concerns me 76 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
First, anal ain't that bad.
Second, Ahahahahahah this is the best comment thread I've seen. You guys make my day.
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This concerns me 76 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Yeah!!
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This concerns me 76 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Bring on the sex.
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This concerns me 76 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
The sex.
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This concerns me 76 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
No.
Guys.
Come on.
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This concerns me 76 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
No guys
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