satans_mistress

satans_mistress


I used to be Twisted_Soul. I don't have a complete soul, good luck trying to kill me.

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Main difference between a man and a woman 1 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Accurate
Mmm better not 5 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
SAME
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Mmm better not 5 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
She is my inspiration
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shrek is love, shrek is life 4 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
THIS IS MY SWAMP
When ya friend get back with they ex 3 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
.....maybe you do....
My reaction when J.K. Rowling announced 'Harry Potter and the Cursed Child' 26 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Ok if its not a prequel to the OG series, then what is ti cuz im fuCKING EXCITED
I'm from Holland and my 17 year old friend wrote this. It's beautiful 8 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Why you gotta make me cry?
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Kinky fics be like 9 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
#tootrue
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EXaaCTlY 26 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Yeah it it's but it makes emphasis on the word.
EXaaCTlY 26 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
tHaNk yOu.
Someone gets it.
EXaaCTlY 26 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Well, about 73% any way. The rest is divided between actual equality rights, fandoms, porn, and funny shit. The last three usually cross over.
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EXaaCTlY 26 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I swear, some of them like really smart and have good arguments and fight for the reasonable things, but the rest are extreme SJWS and it's fucking annoying cuz it make those who are fighting for equality and justice without being dried up prunes look stupid.
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EXaaCTlY 26 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Female. I'm Female. You sound like someone from tumblr.
EXaaCTlY 26 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
ALSO, obviously the boy isn't going to be in charge of the house. but in many real life cases, when the father dies, the oldest male son has to take up some of the responsibilities of the father, like working and what not. And this happens in poor places. So the kid has to drop out of school (if he went to school) and help with maintaining the house. But oh no, don't be upset cuz a 14 yearold boy has to work to help support his family. Be upset cuz he was told by his dying gather to take care of his mom (which CLEARLY means she's incapable of caring for herself)
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EXaaCTlY 26 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Thank you. I fucking hate how they're getting annoyed. Like, it's not oppressing women, God no, it's just something they tell the kid, like "Son I am DYING you gotta be strong ok? Take care of your mom."
He's not telling him, "ok, it's your turn to oppress your mom. Get a good head start before you get a wife and oppress her too."
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I wanna ride it 9 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
QUACK QUACK MOTHERFUCKERS
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Kinky fics be like 9 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
TOO LATE
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How to get over your fear of the dark 15 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Hahahahh
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Don't search big duck into google 8 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
QUACK QUACK MOTHERFUCKERS
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How to get over your fear of the dark 15 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Best advise ever, trying it tonight. Thanx.
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Will smith trying to be punny 10 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Yyaaassss
When someone religious tries to tell me "Im going to hell" 3 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Wow that was intense.
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8==D 14 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Well lucky you. It has to do with the gag reflex, some people have it more than others
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8==D 14 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
That picture at the bottoms tho. Tumblr does it again
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