satans_mistress

satans_mistress


I used to be Twisted_Soul. I don't have a complete soul, good luck trying to kill me.

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yessssssssssss 95 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I wanna join
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Successful night, if I say so myself 10 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
YES
the more I've grown, the better I've gotten at arguing my point, so I sound more sophisticated rather than like a bratty teenager. That usually get her to go off in me more and say that I'm a disrespecting little shit
"When you try your best but you don't succeed,"-Coldplay 21 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Every time this topic pops up with guys, i get two reactions: complete disgust or complete excitement to try it. Very rarely do I get someone who isn't sure.
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"When you try your best but you don't succeed,"-Coldplay 21 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
No, most men don't want something in their butt. But God forbid a.female denies a guy the right to try anal.
Lol I'm just kidding, but seriously tho, most guys don't want anything up their butts
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"When you try your best but you don't succeed,"-Coldplay 21 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Yes but males have a prostate in their butt
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Summer is almost over 27 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Ah. Thank you so much!
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Don't tell the moreo guy 34 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
SSSHHHHHHH
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Cool 16 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
BUCKET LIST
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I Can't Stop Laughing! 4 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Well fuck
That blood you donated 16 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Thats nice.
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He Wasn't Ready For This Shirt 5 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Pussytown. Population: me.
Best. Review. Ever.
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Summer is almost over 27 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
SAME. Walking up the stair with some chick wearing those shorts and I'm just like
Nice butt
But please stop
we are at SCHOOL
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Summer is almost over 27 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Dumb question....what is "thots"???
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"hey, what're you readi-" 2 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I like to put a post it on the cover of the book and it says:
I'm reading _____
Yea it's amazing
If you wanna know what's it's about Google it or read it yourself it's too complex to explain
I'm fine thank you. Hbu? Oh that's nice. Well, thanks for the nice convo, gotta go back to my reading bye.
I tend to sound bitchy to those who dont know me.
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childbirth vs getting kicked in the balls 57 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
And shit just got real. I got a friend who is trans and he (was a she before) is a such an inspiration to me. Used to play the violin with me.I'm pretty sure he's a very real person
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the green basilisk lizard 3 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Kanye's past life.
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Are magnets jesus? 11 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Asking the important
Successful night, if I say so myself 10 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
MY PEOPLE
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"When you try your best but you don't succeed,"-Coldplay 21 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
"#loveloses"? smh I'm done with all this.
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That blood you donated 16 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Yes
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*as I'm eating Oreo minis* It's my cheat day! So was yesterday.. 7 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Have you heard of John Oliver??
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Don't tell the moreo guy 34 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
You're not you when youre-WAIT. we're gonna give perchu more chocolate so he can get more pisses and rant about the snickers?
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Don't tell the moreo guy 34 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
Whoa there, ya need to chill
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Leto will nail it 26 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
????
Leto will nail it 26 comments
satans_mistress · 9 years ago
I feel the same. I get what they tried doing here, but like, it doesn't feel very Harley Quinn-ish. Ya feel?
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