Man I can think of any more puns, i think I FROZE.

Maybe it'll get you a bj...just saying.

I love you. You say the greatest things.

Amen

Preach it sister.

That shit is long lost.
Wonder if you could get it using the summoning spell.

Oh the Resurrection Stone.

Cry on the stone? Sorry I don't get the reference. I swear if it's an HP reference I'm gonna cry.

Fuck. For senior year all senior had this huge project that we had to work on all year. In my group I got my friends and these two guys who just...made me uncomfortable. Like one ALWAYS talked about sex and asked what my favorite position was, the other one gave me hugs all the time which was ok but got annoying.

Awww

I don't think potterhead was talking about you

This one time, i was at my bf's house (not Satan) and I got my period and I always get these awful cramps, like, 'bring me to tears I'd rather die' cramps. So my bf makes me my favorite tea just the way I like it, warms up a couple of water bottles and puts them on my abdomen and under my knees, gave me a massage and then played the guitar for me. Needless to say, he got very much laid when it was over. True story.
tl;dr: my bf treated me like a princess on my period, got very luck afterward.
Take note guys.

Oh. I didn't read the whole article, just skimmed it. Thanks waffles.

I agree to this.

Man, that must be a pain in the ass.

Wait who's the anti-vacciner here?

Y'ALL AMAZING.

Yeah same here.