Once I got into a fight with some chick because I had made a sandwich for my bf because he asked me to, and brought it to school. She said what kind of a proud female makes a sandwich for a guy, that he should be making me a sandwich.
I looked her dead in the eye and said, "he can make me cum four times in a row, he deserves ALL the sandwiches" and walked away.
No one tells me how a woman is "supposed" to be. Just look at what deviledapple said, she/he knows what's up. (Sorry I don't know what gender deviledapple is)

Who doesn't love butt stuff?

God, i get so anal when this happens.

Satan is very good at braiding hair. He taught me how to do a French braid, although I still need practice

Now I can finally join the Pen15 club

*waits for Perchu to appear*
*eating oreos while waiting*

Fucking radical.