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satans_mistress

I used to be Twisted_Soul. I don't have a complete soul, good luck trying to kill me.

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Ba dum tss 7 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

why don't you shut up?

me af 15 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

*nobody pays attention*

When someone insults my favriote band/tv show. 25 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

I've watched enough FBI shows to make it look like an accident

This man trained Velociraptors 5 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

goals

stop talking shit carl 6 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

what the fuck Carl

Well, shit 21 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

same. I feel ya

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THIS 41 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

"Oh it's not that bad, just breathe" said the P.E. teacher who didn't have intense chest paint

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THIS 41 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

So fucking true

First day of work 2 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

I connect to this on spiritual level

I laughed for like ten minutes 11 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Half life three confirmed

I laughed for like ten minutes 11 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Holy shit

awesome 12 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Whoop there it is

Someone has to make this Harry Potter prequel 49 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Guys this is actually happening. I made a post about it a while ago. I'll send the link when i find it

good 4 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Same

I am actually crushing hard on this one guy.. 25 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Story of my life!!^^

Open at your own risk.. 10 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Beautiful

Shots fired 6 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Whoop there it is

I am actually crushing hard on this one guy.. 25 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

I actually had that dilemma a while back. He kissed (without asking me) and i was like yeah nope bye

I thought he's the killer 12 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Very fucking accurate

I thought he's the killer 12 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Guy

Genius folding bicycle 6 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Buy button???

Open at your own risk.. 10 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Just imagine tho giving an angry lap dance lmao

"It's who I am, mom!" "Dear, who you are is catastrophe" 5 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

That pun was a catastrophe

This is WAY too accurate 26 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

Or Make Room!!!

This is WAY too accurate 26 comments

satans_mistress · 9 years ago

WIN^^^