I was so surprised when I found out Samus was a girl.. my childhood felt like a lie

attending a Russian graduation is now on my list of things to do

badass

oh hell no. I'd forget I put that up and shit myself when I see it in the middle of the night

I would've said "pull out an inch or two" but it's basically the same thing

hair curlers that have 5 speeds I bet

and the one that ate Laurey. that bitch deserved it and everybody knows it.

that's an awesome view but I couldn't bring myself to paying that much for an apartment even if i had more than enough money

hell I would've done it for free

being a medical student, these stories are even funnier

it's even funnier because I live there

you can pick up girls basically anywhere when you drive a ferrari

so why is he carrying her?

and a long exposure setting on a camera..

ooo ice mint, that looks new

some people are beyond shitty. someone should leave her outside in that weather and see how she likes it.

the guy with the red glasses has a nutsack for a chin

perspective

people act like they've never picked up something, got used to it, and then been attracted to something better looking. it's on him if he takes it further than a glance. it doesn't make the guy a "pig," or a whatever you would wanna call a woman in the same scenario. it's like people forget we can be just like animals, we have a natural instinct to look for a mate and what attracts us to one doesn't just shut off from one day to the next.

yep, I think about winning the lottery all the time

he's just looking at the menu, not ordering

"we want equal rights! (but you can't hit me because I'm a girl)"