Niiiiiiicee!!

And my cat just goes for anything so she wouldn't get the warning signals either [which leans it would definitely end badly for her lol]
I mean she goes after freaking hadedas

Oof that was smooth

Or the birds
My cat would probably try and go for them

Ikean't understand the jokes anymore
Ba dum tsssssssss!

Thank you so much! But I doubt I'll ever be as stunning as you! ; )

Because its covered in acne and flea bites [my poor cat has fleas and they've take to biting me too now but we've just given her her medicine]

That's the WORST! It's so damn painful
Zippers would always get me

At what cost?
Ba dum tsssssss!

I love both types of birds and would love to get to know a few

It's a very well constructed joke
Ba dum tsssss!

Very nice! Long hair can be fun for all the styles but I really enjoy just rolling out of bed in the morning and running a brush through it if I have to
The low maintenance is amazing (especially because I have really thick hair so washing it was a big pain it was long)

No problem
Keep on keeping on, my dude

Must have taken you a while to put that joke together
Ba dum tsss!

Damn right
I'm loving it so much

I am serious indeed! I'm glad you're good
I know it can be easy to shake it off when people call you names online but I just wanted to double check that you're okay because that shit can hurt too

She tell him she's in church but she doesn't go and she's on her knees
SCOTI DOESNT KNOOW!!