Well its not that he doesn't know, it's that it's both dead and alive at the same moment. Once you open the box a series of effects happen on the quantum level due to being observed that then determine if the cat is dead, or is alive.

Water ain't the only thing that's cut off

This is a curse

I've seen it happen a few times where churches will do the same by leaving a fake tip for waiters and such. It's pretty sleazy no matter who's doing it

@happy_frog what did you do to piss off a witch?

Especially after a long day of work

Honest to god this is one of my biggest paranoias

Looks like a furry dick hah

I know this is meant to be wholesome but that poor fish lol

Omg its first ballet recital! I'm so proud

Lol this is insanely adorable. Cats that sleep on their backs will always have a special place in my heart

Finally some wholesome politics. It was so cute and funny

I learned the hard way that you can't cheer up a grieving friend with the frog of a bitch who has been in contact with the poltergeist.
[Damn @happy_frog you been spoopy?]

Mr Aizawa is that you?

Oh no! I must say I'll miss your content

Happy born day human bean!

This is glorious omw

@catfluff the struggle is real