If I were the teacher, you'd get extra credit for the draft.

No one ever comments on her actual name. Is that because it's so obvious or because umbrage isn't commonly used? Either way, like so many things hiding in plain site in the Potter realm, she is aptly named.

http://www.vid4fun.com/Other/597/giant-tower-of-wooden-pallets.html in case anyone wants to watch it burn.

http://odetocode.com/articles/68.aspx

I found that hypnotic. If this were youtube's load marker, I might actually be disappointed when the video came on. And it appears to recede infinitely, double magic.

Or you could just keep them in the special egg crate containers they come in...

In a way, yes. Kids are more spoiled, because there is more opportunity to spoil them. 100 years ago, kids worked as soon as they possibly could, and the pittance they earned was necessary to keep the family going. Today, kids have a massive amount of leisure time, even when you add in the crazy amount of homework they get from school.
They aren't any more rude than previous generations, though. They may speak their minds more openly, but they aren't saying anything that previous generations didn't snark out from the sides of their mouths.
They aren't any more nosy either. People have always been judgmental jerks, scandal has always been popular.
And no, they aren't any more annoying than previous generations either.
Being a snotty little brat is part of the process of becoming a decent human being. Most people succeed. Some stay shits forever.

What the heck is on your ceiling that made the cat climb the walls to get near it?

I "love" that the movies make hundreds of millions of dollars and the animators make $30k a year if they're lucky.

I was positive I was going to find ovarian humor in the comments. Highly Disappointed.

Now, whenever I see a cat's ass, I'll think of Putin.

This should be the first thing to appear on every new screen.

Is that Sweets as a kid? There can't be two expressions like that.

and the cousin: http://comediva.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/8494438162_fb8a7e2881_o-1024x764.jpg

Sky Dragon, for sure. And seeing this, it's very easy to see how dragons made it into our mythology. Imagine seeing that in your sky 5000 years ago. While we understand far more about science and nature than our ancestors did, we still know so little. Imagine not even having modern information and seeing that... Awesome - in the original sense of the word.

and if you only translate matata from Swahili to English, it's "vicious". If it's hakuna matata, (not vicious), no worries!

Creepy. Immediately followed by hilarious.

Wearing a belt made from the hide of your ex.

Love that comment: nah bro its literally only you that does it different...
So, what? America is the only non-conformist country on the planet?

The best part of this is the faces of the people in the background.

You're okay as long as neither parent replies with "That's okay, so have I."

Equality means you are not "better" than any one else, nor is anyone else "better" than you. There are no inferior/superior people, just people who need to push others down so that they themselves can feel superior.