You fit into the "Everyone" category, lol. Unless you are a different species and not telling... even than I like you just the way you are :-)

That's a really good point- the reason I posted this was to show how the male and female brains could work differently on the same exact problem. Neither being wrong, exactly, but both being detrimental to the other in different ways. At least that's how I took this :-)

You've probably already seen this webcomic, but it's another of my favorites- I actually have some saved to post here later. The lovely Xkcd: http://xkcd.com/688/

Argh! I love "Cyanide and Happiness!" I didn't know they had a whole YouTube side as well- Argh! Now I am going to be late to work, there is no way around it.

Pish, there is nothing humble about it. I am talking extra toppings and stuffed crust just to make sure everyone gets the innuendo lol

I know there are a lot of issues and individual stories that are on here and deserve attention and respect for the bravery they've show- I just wanted to interject with a website that's full of numbers connected to trained people- on eating disorders, suicide, divorce, etc.. I really encourage you all to take the next step and talk to someone trained to help: http://confession-of-the-depression.tumblr.com/hotlines

If I had a nickel for every time I inspired that very sentiment in people via the internet I could buy us all pizza for the afterglow..

So I had no idea what a Tapout shirt was (I wave at pop culture trends as they whistle by my head, evidently) so I googled. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tapout. Oh, and I looked up "star tattoos" on this thing and got nothing. So the illuminati go undetected still...be warned.....

I don't know how complicated it would be, but maybe setting up a tally where you could see how many comments you've made (or posts you've posted!) in the 24 hour window would be helpful.

Stars could be a new thing we're not up on- like a new illuminati, a symbol of direction or reckoning that's silently building all around us.... If that's the case, good luck- I'll be keeping a sharpie in my pocket in case the celestial revolution comes. Brush up on your stars, comrades.

Ah, I love this movie!
"Why are you being so nice to me?"
"....Because you're letting me.."

I don't think drawing penises makes you gay, lol- it's definitely something all kids do. And some men, I think it's interesting that it's such a universal thing. I like how guys have no reason why they do it the same way girls have no idea- it's just a non internet meme, kind of

And I upvoted you for solidarity, Stag, lol. GLBTQI Funsubs Unite!

I agree that should be able to happen, but (in America) our very recent history had criminal charges attached to acts of "homosexuality," like public displays of affection, gathering for meetings/social reasons (remember Stonewall?), and just a few years ago the last law banning private sexual acts of gay men was overturned.
Even with that, there are still states where you can be fired for being gay, where you can be denied equal housing rights, marriage, etc.
Being openly GLBTQI should not be a political or brave statement, but it is. That's why there is even this idea that you'd have to be paid to pretend- one day that will seem ridiculous

I am so pale it would be like invisible ink lol

And if you happen to be a guy who likes guys, yay for you too! All men are really men the same way all women are real women! No curves or bones about it lol

When you are walking through a parking lot or sketchy part of town, sometimes people feel vulnerable. One way they're taught to protect themselves is to hold their keys like the post shows, so if attacked or mugged, you can strike out at the attackers eyes or throat more effectively.
Mostly women are taught this- a lot of men I know this idea has not been presented to them- because it just depends on how safe you feel in the situations you're in.

I bet I would be on my death bed thinking "Yep. Donut maker, completely worth it."

Do birds fly in your room to help you style it in the morning like Snow White? Because that would be fantastic!