You might be dating her, but are you her boyfriend though?
#suddenrealisation

You misinterpreted the picture. But I'm here to help ya buddy ;)
Barrack-san gave Biden-kun a parting gift...the first football that they used to play togheter. He kept it all those years.
Barrack: Joe...hold on to it...hold it tight
Joe: I will barracku-san....

Is it a bird? Is it a plane?....nah it's "ok buddy man". His superstrength? He's incredibly sarcastic....I mean like a lot

Kill a brother?...what the hell man? We ate lunch together bitch, now point that gun back at larry

You shouldn't abstain from rape just cause you think that I want you to...you shouldn't rape cause rape is a fucked up thing to do. Didn't think I had to write that one down for you. - God... or Bo Burnham

I'm just glad they found the photo :S

Somehow I read that title wrong....fantastic breasts and where to find them...wtf

Sorry mate it's not complicated, maybe just hard to say it because of an internal barrier. When you love someone you do it because of a simple smile, the way they sneeze, the way they look at you or simply because they were there and made you into the person you are now. :) *now let's wait for the next troll to comment and ruin everything

Pretty much yeah, shout out from switzerland

Peralta, you're a genius!

Also the guys on top are not smiling at all, while the ones below are all like "we are gonna shoot the hell out of you... and afterwards we're playing a round of monopoly on top of your dead body" :D

What a heating bastard he is

In the meantime, Key & Peele are more than ready to step in.
Yoooo Esse, don't even bother homes, life is for pussies!

I think he's trying to poker her breasts or something...