Yeah. You gotta get those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.

Oh, any number of things. In context of Funsubstance my major problem is that no matter how much absurdity or hyperbole I employ in a comment to make it obviously humor it is invariably taken as literal by multiple people.
This please needs a "this comment is supposed to be funny" flag or something to help out communication.

Right there with you.

No point. He has a jet pack now.

Doesn't mean you don't look.

Yeah but it's a really fun way to get them.

Ok. Skip the condom and go at it

Just wrap it up and go at it.

If open relationships became more of a cultural norm in general I think we could avoid a lot of problems.

As a current vape user and former smoker I can tell you that even with the cost of equipment vaping is close to one tenth of the cost of smoking quality brand cigarettes. The idea, however, that someone is going to make a move from vaping to smoking is extremely unlikely.
Smoking tastes terrible but our minds will tell us not to notice because of the nicotine reward. Once that reward is available without the nasty flavor it no longer ignores it. Part of the way you stop smoking is do both and after a few days the cigarettes just taste horrible and you lose interest.
I'm guessing anyone who starts vaping and then tries a cigarette would be less likely to switch than a non-vaping person would be deciding to start.

I feel the same way about motorcycles