Until you get your testicles stuck between the slats.

Yeah but you don’t hit on 18.

Then perhaps you should criticize their parents for taking them to the event? They are the ones responsible for the kids, not the event participants.

They usually only display that behavior between 10 and 11.

I can’t decide if that’s a stabbing joke or a dishwashing joke.

I believe that is for broken lines on a two lane road.

@scatmandingo I also disagree.

If you are going the speed limit in the left lane and not passing anyone there is no reason to go to the right lane because there is no legal way for you to be in anyone’s way. It’s called the passing lane because IF someone is going SLOWER than the LIMIT you can use it to pass them. You may not go over the limit in order to overtake. If, however, you are going below the limit in the left lane, you are what my father called “a dick with ears.”

Is he at least going to get it inspected first? What if there are termites?

@nicengelman That’s not true and all my friends back me up on that fact.

Funny thing is they never do unless they are just inherently bad employees and then it doesn’t matter. Bad employees are bad even in the office. If you can’t trust them out of your sight then you hired the wrong people.

I pretty sure it’s Altered Beast. I remembered the visual but couldn’t recall the name.

Asphyxiation can be a side effect...

You must be really good at retreating. You sure you aren’t in the French military?

Can we still make fun of you for being short?

I get what you mean but I’m pretty sure it’s very much illegal.

Ragnarok is one of the best of the series.

Not the first time.