Scatmandingo

scatmandingo


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People should strive to be as good as rats 26 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
They’re always working with the police though.
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9.3/10 - IMDB 4 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
If you stop by Benjamin Moore you can relive it.
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How he met her grandmother 3 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
My grandfather was in a car accident, ended up in the hospital and my grandmother was his 25 year younger nurse. One day when she leaned over him he grabbed her and started kissing her. Sexual assault was romantic back in the day.
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Odd bit of trivia. My grandfather was actually old enough to be my wife’s great-grandfather’s grandfather.
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Dance along 7 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!
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Also applies to pp 6 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
It’s about what level of access I have to them. Bad boobs I can touch > good boobs I can’t even look at.
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ben : ( 11 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
It’s fake. You should probably check before you promote things as proof.
Stewie picture as Xmas present for you guys 11 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
He’s the bald guy in Despicable Me
Stewie picture as Xmas present for you guys 11 comments
scatmandingo · 3 weeks ago
Thank you
You want me to put *that* in there?! 3 comments
scatmandingo · 5 weeks ago
I prefer “deeper” as a safe word.
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Plz halp 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 weeks ago
It’s LoTR.
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I guess the snake got on a plane 11 comments
scatmandingo · 5 weeks ago
Follow up story: Snake dies of hepatitis.
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Hates cancel culture. Cancels Muppets. 10 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
Fuck them for being bitch ass snowflakes.
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Most famous stalkers in history [MSNBC] 6 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
Just saw it. I’ll do it myself.
Most famous stalkers in history [MSNBC] 6 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
Because I didn’t see that post. But you can cut and paste “fuck them for being bitch ass snowflakes” and add it to the comments on my behalf.
Most famous stalkers in history [MSNBC] 6 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
Political bullshit isn’t welcome. Take it back to your echo chamber.
Angy! 7 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
Your bloodlust porn isn’t welcome. Why can’t you see that?
Beep beep 8 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
I was chatting with a 12yo girl in a chat room and then she told me she’s a cop. How cool is that for a girl her age?
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Double think is Double plus good! 5 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
Since the post is in GBP it’s probably referring to the British Tory party which is, yes, one of the conservative ones.
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Migraine day 3 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
For the ladies out there “mansplaining” is when a man assumes you don’t know something and explains it to you in an unnecessarily patient tone.
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Guess this is why my burger isn’t printing 1 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
For anyone curious back in the early 00s these LaserJet printers were wildly popular in offices. Somebody hacked together a little utility app that would let you change the display to whatever you wanted over the network. Ours said “Insert $0.25 to print” and fooled far more people than it should have.
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Melatonin vs Caffeine 5 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
Melatonin doesn’t work like that
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Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself 10 comments
scatmandingo · 7 weeks ago
Not excuses but we have to have realistic expectations of what the prosecution is going to do. They will want to prove the charges and that’s it. Any extraneous information would only serve to reduce the focus of the jury. That is, unfortunately, their job.
Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself 10 comments
scatmandingo · 7 weeks ago
They haven’t been burying the fact that the trial is happening. They couldn’t cover anything to do with jury selection so I think we will see a lot more in the next few days.
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Keep in mind that this trial is about her crimes. The prosecution can’t introduce a bunch of unrelated information about people that don’t directly affect the case so she’ll go to jail but there is going to need to be another avenue for all the juicy stuff
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Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself 10 comments
scatmandingo · 7 weeks ago
The trial starts tomorrow. What are they supposed to be reporting?
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Maybe Dad's paycheck bought the food 6 comments
scatmandingo · 7 weeks ago
When you fart you should ask “Does anyone smell popcorn?” That way everyone sniffs really hard and get a big nose full on butt cloud.