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About 20,000 bees were following this car for 2 days because their queen was trapped 5 comments
scatmandingo · 6 days ago
Those are feral bees. Much more dangerous to your young children playing in the yard.
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Long Pause 5 comments
scatmandingo · 6 days ago
I read that in Jeff Goldblum’s voice. Excellent work.
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European breakfast, as envisioned by an American 1 comments
scatmandingo · 6 days ago
I make these style eggs for my kids all the time. They love cracking them open and dipping the toast soldiers in them.
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This is bananas 1 comments
scatmandingo · 6 days ago
They do it laparoscopically.
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I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 6 days ago
By that same logic its best to follow the rules and not set traps that are illegal. The issue is that that mechanics are indiscriminate in their effects. The what-if scenarios are the core of the legal status. In the range of possible outcomes the positives are in the vast monitory. @famousone You sound like a toddler when you say “what’s mine is mine” and you’re better than that.
I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 6 days ago
And work is the only way to acquire property? You are assuming the only people vulnerable to injury are there to steal or destroy. What about a kid who decides to hop your fence as a shortcut to get a street over and triggers your trap? Is his trespassing worth death or maiming?
I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 6 days ago
You think property is more valuable than life?
I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 6 days ago
In the US the courts have rules that right to life is more important than property rights. Doesn’t matter if it’s a trespasser. If you dig a pit with spikes or rig a gun to go off when the door opens you will be liable for the injury and can go to prison for assault or murder or whatever.
I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
You would think so but if you set a trap and it injures someone you are liable the same way as if you actively injured them.
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I do what I want on my property 19 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
For the record it is illegal to set traps even on your own property.
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Ouch 7 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Space is just a trick to sell more rocket ships.
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Extra-small luxuriant cute Albatross 7 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Hmm. She also likes a leash.
Extra-small luxuriant cute Albatross 7 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
All my cat does in the car is drool.
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Is this true? 8 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Let’s not gloss over making her love you by stealing her footwear and making it into an herbal dreamcatcher in your bedroom.
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Today I learned Yoda was a lie, 1979 circa 8 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Is that Deep Roy?
Something about the Civil War we never learn from schoolbook 1 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Well since it was invented in the UK and didn’t come to the US until 1895 I can see why no one mentions it in the history of the US Civil War.
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Anon wants to start vending machine business 5 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Ah, amyl nitrate. That’s what Dennis Hopper was huffing in Blue Velvet.
Anon wants to start vending machine business 5 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
What are deinks and poppers?
1920’s magazine conversion for single shot 7 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
But what about his small children playing?
1920’s magazine conversion for single shot 7 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
30 to 50 feral hogs
What ****heads made that decision? 7 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
Penis is an accurate word. Butt is slang.
feet 19 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
I wouldn’t mind if someone stole her thumb drive full of nudes and leaked them.
Seize the means of reproduction 3 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
That’s one of the new cordless models. All the power without the inconvenience. Thing is a like a panzer tank.
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Oh no 2 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
She does look pretty milkable.
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scatmandingo · 3 weeks ago
There is a huge difference in penalty between carjacking and kidnapping.