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What do I do?? 15 comments
scatmandingo · 5 days ago
Seems unlikely that a doctors office has dedicated HR people.
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Kelpie Dingo cross I am currently looking after with ny family 10 comments
scatmandingo · 5 days ago
At quick glance the shadow made it look like he had a weird curvy leg.
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Hyundai sounds good now 17 comments
scatmandingo · 6 days ago
If I remember correctly it’s “beetloaf”
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Well duh 49 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
The point of an entry level position is for the employee to prove themselves. I started at the bottom and worked my way up over many years. I had any number of managers and coworkers whose attitudes I had to work through. It was up to me to do so not the company’s responsibility to make them be nice to me. Part of the professionalism that @_guest refers to is the ability to maintain a level of enthusiasm, competence, and thoroughness even when the task is difficult or menial.
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Well duh 49 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
This is patently untrue. At $9000/hr the CEO makes around $18mil/yr. McDonalds employs almost 500,000 workers. If the CEO gave up his entire salary and redirected it to the workers it would amount to about an $0.02/hr increase in their pay.
CEOs make what they make because there is a very very small number of people who can do what they do competently. If you were handed the CEO position at McDonalds you would fail at it terribly.
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What in the f u c k is "rape money" 4 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Perhaps you misheard and they are getting that grape money because they own a winery.
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I got nothin 7 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
It is, in fact, a young Hugh Laurie.
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True true 4 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
I wonder from what site this was taken?
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This is so sad 6 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
I dunno, hanging is a common method of suicide...
Did anyone understand what this meant? #OldMeme 8 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
I believe it was originally the fact that cabbage has all of letters that represent some subset of the musical notes but it got converted into a purely absurd statement.
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Student: I have a D Teacher: Say no more 11 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
I would. She’s younger than I am.
Gotta pay from now on 8 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Anal is.
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Reminder 21 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Drug companies have been upping the price of insulin recently. They have no explanation and they are all doing it. Some people believe it to be a form of price gouging.
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This is my favorite pokemon 13 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
It does bring up the interesting question of whether the more advanced Pokémon can give legal consent to sex. Meowth (from the cartoon) for example seems to be sentient, able to communicate, and make informed decisions. Hell, he’s a great engineer with all the stuff he builds. If a human were to proposition him and they ended up having intercourse would that be considered beastiality? Would it be a form of statutory rape? Or is it permissible in the Pokémon universe as long as both parties understand the choice and give consent?
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Uyfhglguihj 10 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
If they never find out it’s a positive for the finder.
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Anon likes McDonald’s 17 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
Tastes good. Cheap. Convenient.
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Anon likes McDonald’s 17 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
Wtf is McChicken sauce? Is it good? Is it super delicious and my ignorance of its existence has denied me years of great experience?
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So... You.Free()? 5 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
It denotes a function. The syntax isn’t correct but the implication is that Free is a method of the object You that returns a Boolean value that tells whether the You object is available to hang out.
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They ended up going out :) 4 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
This is an excellent way for a gay guy to get his number to another guy without it being aggressive.
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Anybody has heard his songs or am I the only one who was tortured? 7 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
We may not see eye to eye on this but I think that man is a human angel.
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Not a popular opinion 4 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
I really enjoyed Michael B Jordan in The Wire but I thought he fell completely flat as Killmonger.
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Thot 10 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
The bot had a disappointing run-in with a prostitute recently. It’s proably just lashing out.
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Heeeelllpppp 26 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
Put down the controller. Go for a two mile walk outside. Try again. Win.
Works every time, though I have no idea why.
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Anon buys a hooker 10 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
@guest_ I have to completely disagree with you on orgasm quality. Masterbation doesn’t have any of buildup and arousal components that sex does. There is also some amount of “cant tickle yourself” to it as well. When someone else is performing and act with or on you it has a much more pronounced sensation.
Anon buys a hooker 10 comments
scatmandingo · 2 weeks ago
Fair point.
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