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Apparently, this is who my job thought I looked like, so they decided to put it on my new 3 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
He works with young children. I’m guessing this is for their benefit.
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I’m more of a waffle cone guy 10 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Spent a year or so serving these. The cake cone on the right is superior in many ways to the sugar cone in the center. It’s shape provides greater stability to the scoops, especially if they are multiple. Also the two layer architecture is far less likely to shatter when you first bite into it and maintain that integrity all the way to the bottom. And, industry secret: they taste the same.
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The waffle cone is the best of the bunch but usually incurs an upcharge. Personally I just go for a cup and ask for a cone to crush up on top. Then you can choose your levels with every bite.
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Those fish don’t know what’s coming to them 2 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
They know what they did.
Better Than Cake or Death 12 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Buy Funsubstance and fix the glitches
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Best Last Name 5 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
I used to have a business card floating around for an executive chef named Randy Buttsavage. I always liked that he leaned into it instead of going by Randall.
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Track me more 9 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
I’ve talked to a lot of people about the vaccine but have yet to meet anyone who actually believes in the microchip. Mostly it’s saltiness on the Trump/Biden aspect of the whole thing.
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No disagreements 13 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Utah, Colorado, Wyoming, New Mexico, Kansas, and Oklahoma
Judgement day has come 8 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Sparkling water for me, thanks.
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Was this made with predictive text?? 35 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
Living his best life
Estoy de acuerdo 3 comments
scatmandingo · 1 week ago
I got garlic bread, tho.
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The Purge 17 comments
scatmandingo · 3 weeks ago
Make sure you get all your customer orders and shipping set up ahead of time. You have to get everything built and out the door within the 24 hours otherwise you’ll be breaking the law again.
Never before seen photo of Navy SEAL Team Six operators making their way towards Osama 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 weeks ago
Weird. I just watched that show for the first time yesterday and this was the episode.
Goblin Gathering Pouch 30 comments
scatmandingo · 3 weeks ago
I like the “vintage coin purse” that you load up with change and then beat people with it.
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Thebes was especially great on this 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 weeks ago
Despite the general belief that the US age of consent is 18, in a majority of the US it’s actually 16.
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The Purge 17 comments
scatmandingo · 3 weeks ago
Jaywalking isn’t an actual crime. It’s a civil offense.
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Face went from zero to bedazzled in .3 seconds 2 comments
scatmandingo · 5 weeks ago
Actually that panel flips up when the airbag deploys. Still not a good idea but it won’t shoot them directly into their face or anything.
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"Please cover mouth and nose" 10 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
You just need a can-do attitude!
"Please cover mouth and nose" 10 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
I would think your best bet would be to offer it regularly to those around you and every woman you see in public. I’ve never tried it but I’m 100% sure it will work.
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"Please cover mouth and nose" 10 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
Well if you don’t offer they may not know they have the option. That may be the only thing between you and your desire.
"Please cover mouth and nose" 10 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
Have you offered?
NOT a sexuality 6 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
Pedophilia is a sexual orientation. It has been recently classified as such. This was for two good reasons. One, people conflate adult males who molest boys with homosexuals and claim that pedophilia is an aspect of homosexuality as part of an anti-LGBTQ attitude. Secondly pedophilia does not respond to treatment like a paraphilia, it’s roots are deeper in the psyche so classifying it’s as an orientation allows for more effective research on behavior modification to reduce negative outcomes.
NOT a sexuality 6 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
It is, however, a sexual orientation.
Ave ceasar 3 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
If I had a time machine I would go back and convince the Romans to execute Jesus by tossing him off a cliff instead of crucifying him. So when I get back instead of making the sign of the cross people would do somersaults.
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Zero Context #84 - Don't Mislabel Them 3 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
I would think “gay gal” would work even better.
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Axis naval power 1 comments
scatmandingo · 6 weeks ago
U-Boats were pretty critical to the Atlantic theatre.
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