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It gets a lot worse 14 comments
scatmandingo · 1 hour ago
I believe that it isn’t shoplifting until they pass a certain point. Like “intent to leave” or something along those lines. I’ve put items in my pockets and taken them out at the register before.
Ffs! Ffs! Ffs! 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 hours ago
Idiot can’t even recognize a Rolling Stones album.
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Goddamn snitches 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 hours ago
Snitches get stitches and end up in ditches.
It gets a lot worse 14 comments
scatmandingo · 3 hours ago
No, but as with all things, they are about money. The policy is not in place to protect the employees. It’s there for their insurance company’s benefit. If there was no policy and the employee is hurt or killed the family can sue the employer and the insurance company will have to pay. Therefore they require the policy from the company. It has nothing to do with standing your ground or principle.
Nothing here. (91284930) 50 comments
scatmandingo · 15 hours ago
Killed a kestrel by throwing arrows.
I hate these kind of people so much 10 comments
scatmandingo · 17 hours ago
Germs are a fabrication to sell more soap.
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And I dont even hate my job 3 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
Something to do between the weekends. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Always clean up after yourself 2 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
It’s polite.
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Found the smart worker 8 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
I’ve been telling this to developers for years. The real way to do it is have the delay increase over time matching their release schedule. So if you do quarterly releases have the system incrementally show down over three months until it’s 20% slower than it was. Then reset the delay when you put out the new version. People will think every version is faster than the last.
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Take care of your servers 2 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
That’s not a server. It’s a storage array.
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Dutch people be like: 5 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
Those wooden shoes have thick soles and add a few inches.
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Word of advice 3 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
Yeah but unprotected sex is awesome.
Oh man. 10 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
The classic Garfield plush from the 80s has solid plastic eyes. If you held it by the feet you could whip it just right to make them connect solidly with your brother’s cranium and cause severe pain. Precious memories.
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Thank you...Not you 4 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
Damn. I did the same thing.
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Which one ur country is famous for 18 comments
scatmandingo · 2 days ago
Freedom!
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Normies be like: 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
I use my phone on a basically constant basis so investing in it makes sense. On the other hand I have found that a $250 Windows machine from Walmart has sufficient resources to perform the duties I need it to which include application and database development. For general use of web, email, and documents I use a Chromebook which are in the $200-$300 range as well.
Neato 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
Sizzling comeback.
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Normies be like: 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
I fit this meme perfectly. AMA.
Delusion everywhere 16 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
The problem with requiring vaccinations or punishing for not getting them is that there are actual cases of vaccine injuries and they aren’t a one in a million thing, they are just statistically worth the risk. Parents should get an individual choice, without direct legal repercussions, regarding whether to vaccinate their kids. That being said, I think the idea of not allowing some services to unvaxxed kids to be perfectly reasonable.
GTFO the car, Dave 1 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
If you’re not sure what the context here is: Ronny hates Mexicans.
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Can't argue with facts :)) 10 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
$399 on Amazon if anyone else is wondering.
Who tf.. 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
She wasn’t the only one who ate it... (The Who theme song blares)
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Beautiful revenge 7 comments
scatmandingo · 4 days ago
Excellent attitude. I wonder why many men feel alimony is unfair.
Casual sexism 18 comments
scatmandingo · 4 days ago
That is an excellent assessment. I think should take it one step further and examine why consent is seemingly more important to women than men. I believe it is in large part that we, as a society, teach women that their virtue is something to be protected and allowing it to be impugned too easily lowers their worth as a person. We do not encourage women to seek the same rich sex life as we do men. A woman who decides to have sex and then regrets it has a hard time just brushing it off as a minor mistake because it can damage her self-image.
Of course, this doesn’t apply to the aggravated assault situations or being drugged unknowingly, more the “buyer’s remorse” scenario.
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Hmm, mac? 4 comments
scatmandingo · 4 days ago
Honestly it’s getting hard to tell them apart nowadays.