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The more you know, saved this for those oh crap times 3 comments
scatmandingo · 23 hours ago
Ugh. I forgot about FireWire.
Everything in this pic screams cozy 9 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
Until you get your testicles stuck between the slats.
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F**ken baby snacher 17 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
Her boyfriend’s name is Grace?
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What person would say they couldnt be together? 9 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
Yeah but you don’t hit on 18.
Germany 2019 42 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
Then perhaps you should criticize their parents for taking them to the event? They are the ones responsible for the kids, not the event participants.
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Thoughtful employees at Busch Gardens Williamsburg 1 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
That’s Finnegan’s Flyer. It’s a huge swing that goes back and forth.
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What person would say they couldnt be together? 9 comments
scatmandingo · 1 day ago
They usually only display that behavior between 10 and 11.
Fast Approach! 11 comments
scatmandingo · 2 days ago
I can’t decide if that’s a stabbing joke or a dishwashing joke.
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This piss me off ! 9 comments
scatmandingo · 2 days ago
I believe that is for broken lines on a two lane road.
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It's a learned skill 11 comments
scatmandingo · 2 days ago
@scatmandingo I also disagree.
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This piss me off ! 9 comments
scatmandingo · 2 days ago
If you are going the speed limit in the left lane and not passing anyone there is no reason to go to the right lane because there is no legal way for you to be in anyone’s way. It’s called the passing lane because IF someone is going SLOWER than the LIMIT you can use it to pass them. You may not go over the limit in order to overtake. If, however, you are going below the limit in the left lane, you are what my father called “a dick with ears.”
Please buy it for us Daddy-San 11 comments
scatmandingo · 2 days ago
Is he at least going to get it inspected first? What if there are termites?
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It's a learned skill 11 comments
scatmandingo · 2 days ago
@nicengelman That’s not true and all my friends back me up on that fact.
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This is how you boss 4 comments
scatmandingo · 2 days ago
Funny thing is they never do unless they are just inherently bad employees and then it doesn’t matter. Bad employees are bad even in the office. If you can’t trust them out of your sight then you hired the wrong people.
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Big, dumb, and tone-deaf 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
Could have gone with “thoughts keep steeping” to maintain the rhyme and rhythm. Just saying.
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Clearwater, Florida 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
Scientologists can shoot lightning now?
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Powah up! 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
I pretty sure it’s Altered Beast. I remembered the visual but couldn’t recall the name.
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RIP 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
Asphyxiation can be a side effect...
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It's a learned skill 11 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
You must be really good at retreating. You sure you aren’t in the French military?
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Coming soon to men across the globe, the Male Pill 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
There is already an effective birth control for men. Papaya seeds. You can buy it as powder and make your own pills. An adult male taking about a tablespoon a day of it will be considered infertile within a month and remain that way for about three months after they stop.
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It's a learned skill 11 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
Can we still make fun of you for being short?
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Idiot 14 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
I get what you mean but I’m pretty sure it’s very much illegal.
RIP 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 days ago
I feel like fewer people on FS will get this one than did on neingag.
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22 films, $21 billion dollars, thousands of stories, hundreds of tear jerkers, endless 9 comments
scatmandingo · 4 days ago
Ragnarok is one of the best of the series.
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Sending many blessings 4 comments
scatmandingo · 4 days ago
Not the first time.
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