Scatmandingo

scatmandingo


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What are you implying? 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
It’s a Cheech and Chong reference.
Tinder 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Swiping right
What are you implying? 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
We’re smoking dog shit, man?!
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4esct5udrrrrr6hhv6vr5h5 9 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
@guest_ Easy. Thunderdome.
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The Art of Genocide 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Tobacco has killed more than smallpox.
Smells fishy 4 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Really you don’t. You can get good stuff on Amazon for $50-$70 an ounce if you are patient. Basically you have to not eat it too often.
Smells fishy 4 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
So damn good though. Terrible habit to take up.
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You look like a before picture 4 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
#17 - Instructions are supposed to be on the heel.
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My bosses own my car because they paid me salary 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
If it’s the US you own the phone no matter where he got the money to pay for it. He’s 14 he doesn’t have property rights.
Spot the different 15 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
The blind guy has a disembodied hand around his neck as well. You can’t see it at this size but I have a full size print in my bathroom for people to look at while they do their business.
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What do? 13 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
He was 4. They left out the part where the dog ate what he ripped off.
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Goosebumps 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
I like it when the sex is so warm and friendly that I can still feel the heat when I pee for the next few weeks.
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My grandfather is almost 80, had Parkinson's, but still works on his art when he can. 3 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Does this mean his grandfather carves wood or blows glass?
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Pro stuff. File 01 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
That what? 25-pin serial to db9 to ps2 to USB storage? Wouldn’t work because it’s on a different bus than the storage controllers.
Now if they could find the same amount of steps to connect that SCSI controller card I would be super impressed!
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What do I do?? 15 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Seems unlikely that a doctors office has dedicated HR people.
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Kelpie Dingo cross I am currently looking after with ny family 10 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
At quick glance the shadow made it look like he had a weird curvy leg.
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Hyundai sounds good now 17 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
If I remember correctly it’s “beetloaf”
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Well duh 49 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
The point of an entry level position is for the employee to prove themselves. I started at the bottom and worked my way up over many years. I had any number of managers and coworkers whose attitudes I had to work through. It was up to me to do so not the company’s responsibility to make them be nice to me. Part of the professionalism that @_guest refers to is the ability to maintain a level of enthusiasm, competence, and thoroughness even when the task is difficult or menial.
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Well duh 49 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
This is patently untrue. At $9000/hr the CEO makes around $18mil/yr. McDonalds employs almost 500,000 workers. If the CEO gave up his entire salary and redirected it to the workers it would amount to about an $0.02/hr increase in their pay.
CEOs make what they make because there is a very very small number of people who can do what they do competently. If you were handed the CEO position at McDonalds you would fail at it terribly.
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I got nothin 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
It is, in fact, a young Hugh Laurie.
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This is so sad 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
I dunno, hanging is a common method of suicide...
Student: I have a D Teacher: Say no more 11 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
I would. She’s younger than I am.
Gotta pay from now on 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Anal is.
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Reminder 21 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Drug companies have been upping the price of insulin recently. They have no explanation and they are all doing it. Some people believe it to be a form of price gouging.
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