Nooooo. You write that down in your Handy Dandy Notebook!

If you exclude the meaning "to tell an untruth" and just focus on the setting/reclining meaning of "lay" and "lie," then the important distinction is that "lay" requires a direct object and "lie" does not. So you lie down on the sofa (no direct object), but you lay the book down on the table (the book is the direct object).

Lying is a good way to get laid as well.

Actually I tested posting as a guest a couple of weeks ago and it never appeared. I think all guest posts are bots at this point.

Well, those were different British people.

It is a good joke in context of his standup routine.

Unless the betrayal was over pills and then your statement may be accurate.

Haha. I think you mean oxytocin. OxyContin is redneck heroin.

I thought a hurdy gurdy had a crank.

It’s just the bot that steals content from other sites. He gets sad sometimes but he usually perks back up.

Depends on how busy the bar is, I suppose. And if you are ordering the same drink she initially ordered then they might not think anything of it. I can’t tell from the wording if he was putting his drinks on her tab too, so maybe he was saying “this one goes on mine and that one goes on hers”.

Well technically he was ordering and delivering the drinks. She was paying for them.

Easy. If she’s not sitting at the bar and you know her name you just walk up and order drinks, say “the tab is for <her name>“ and then walk back with the drinks.

Are you kidding? Shipping containers were one of the great inventions of the 20th century. They allowed for global trade to be economically viable at scale. Everyone should have them as their background to show the respect they deserve.

Its maulings, not attacks. Pit bulls are powerful so even if they are a standard level of aggressive the above standard level of damage they cause can explain the statistic.

Think of how much worse it would be if you had to do shift work during that time as well.

I’m sure they do, but they also have established salaries, weekends off, and paid leave.