You pay for the phone?

It is not. It’s perfectly legal to marry a step sibling.

As was Leisure Suit Larry

Maybe they get an A for effort. If other countries have way lower grading scales it could explain why the US is always ranked low in academic achievement.

Yup. When he went out the window.

We all have our fetishes. No need to shame people.

I would be one.

It’s the only way that they can be free. You can’t have freedom without firearms.

I believe Sharkboy and Lava Girl might be upset by the brand dilution.

You really need to write a book. Every post about your life is the most interesting thing I read all day.

Then why do they seem to go after national monuments first instead of military bases? I think aliens just like to blow up pretty things. Assholes.

I like the way they bend in the middle.

Superbly done

That’s my point. She seemed interested so his response of unmatching her makes no sense.

What language are you talking about? Singular possessive is boss’s and plural possessive is bosses’ in English. Bosses is merely the plural. “The boss’s coming.” is a colloquialism and not grammatically correct for anything.

Well played.

Perhaps the implication is that the dog is the baby’s real father.