Scatmandingo

scatmandingo

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What is love? 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
No more
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Wait a damn minute WAIT A DAMN MINUTE 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
If you want to know the answer just ask your Mom about your Dad and me. You don’t have to use my name. Just mention “The Bus Driver.” She will understand.
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That's some commitment and true love right there 2 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
This sounds sweet on the surface but also seems unhealthy. I’ve never dated a girl who called my mother every day so that seems excessive. They don’t say whether she has had another relationship but hopefully after 3 years she’s not clinging to the memory of a dead boyfriend through dependence on his family.
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At least it's not the frog. Or... Is it? 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Depends on whose hole it is.
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Whats in a name? 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
One of the biggest misunderstandings about PP is that people believe they are federally funded. They make Medicare and Medicaid claims like any other clinic but since you can’t file claims on abortion services there is no federal funds going to pay for abortions.
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boomer 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Your nationality makes this a thing of beauty.
The only man who deserves his respect 2 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
If I was Danny Trejo that’s all I would wear.
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When this crisis is over we still have the old one to deal with. 22 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
So what is the next step as a species I your opinion? Just because it hasn’t worked before doesn’t mean it’s not possible. We are only human, we learn from mistakes; giving up and going backwards isn’t an answer.
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When this crisis is over we still have the old one to deal with. 22 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
How is that dead wrong? They are communist and they adapted to the global market. Capitalism doesn’t work right out of the book either. Adapting to reality is functional. So, in the case of China, communism seems to be working just fine.
Thick amd Strong 1 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
I would have consensual sexual intercourse with Gina Carano.
Lighting Quality: Low / shaders : Off 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Their highway had reduced texturing to speed up the cars. (All joking aside the highway doesn’t sparkle like normal ones)
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When this crisis is over we still have the old one to deal with. 22 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
I’ve never understood the vilification of globalism. Where do you think we go from here? We had tribes, then city-states, then nations. As we become more connected through faster communication the natural progression is to larger groupings. A world government is the next logical step if we are ever planning on spreading out from this planet. And spreading is the only way we survive in the long term.
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When this crisis is over we still have the old one to deal with. 22 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Well, from an economic standpoint that’s untrue. The second largest economy on the planet is communist.
Ara ara.... 2 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Toddler, actually.
Not even God 7 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
You have brumotactillophobia which is related to OCD.
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From working at KFC to RN 5 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
But nurses don’t get free chicken.
GlaDos is inevitable 2 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
NOT a hot dog.
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QED 5 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Her invented gravity so we can’t fly around all the time. He’s a dick.
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Wonderful actors 11 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Is #4 Rob Lowe?
Grateful 28 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
I’m my opinion that’s only the adult flesh. Baby humans taste a lot more like bald eagle.
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Ultimate panel posting 6 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
r/TheSimpsons
Can I lose weight only eating In n Out? Answer: 5 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Is protein style the same as animal style?
Damn girl 8 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Meh. I’d eat them both.
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Good boy found one! 4 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Count me in with a Luger in one hand and whatever the Welsh use in battle that probably doesn’t have enough vowels to pronounce in the other.
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Bon appetit 4 comments
scatmandingo · 5 years ago
Tears dropping on their delicious breakfast.
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