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It’s true! 10 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Isn’t that when a lawyer works for free?
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The mums are the time keepers 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Did this person just discover the concept of generations?
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Remarkable serious bizarre Tarsier 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
I think you need to work on your sense of humor.
Remarkable serious bizarre Tarsier 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
But he hasn’t managed to convince them. Weak.
Remarkable serious bizarre Tarsier 8 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
He sounds like a beta to me.
Wir suchen dich! 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Phonetically in English it is similar to “we’re sucking dick”.
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Well it isn’t me. 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Just finished cleaning my couch. Thanks for that.
Ramen. Everyday. All day. Slurp’em like no one’s watching. 10 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
That’s not just pasta. That’s carbonara and that beats ramen every day.
Anon gives dating advice 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
You could go this slow and passive route or you can man up and bang out Jason yourself, thereby establishing alpha status.
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(Idk what it’s called lol) Wheee I can see the bottom of the bowl! 10 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Broth is a beverage. I need some texture to my soups.
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Well it isn’t me. 7 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Same
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Despite 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It’s accusing each quadrant of the political axis of negative aspects. Top left: communism has been tried and failed. Top right: black people make up 13% of the population but commit 50% of violent crime. Bottom left: There are only two genders. Bottom right: pedophilia.
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Earth goes to the doctor 10 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It’s funnier if you say it as “ignant”
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Day in the life of a holiday retail worker. Seriously, I don’t know how companies make 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It’s easy. Thats what all the after-holiday price reductions are about. I buy a sweater for $20 and give it to you. You don’t like it so you take it back to the store without the receipt. The store has since reduced the price to $15 so they give you $15 back in store credit. You buy a couple of $5 t-shirts. Now the store has the $5 extra from the sweater, the sweater itself, and you will probably never use the extra store credit, and they made a profit on the shirts.
Anon has diarrhea 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
This should be a recurring joke on your TV show.
All you need is one curious kid, and you have a blown out *** in aisle 5 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
A lot of fun to date for a few weeks?
One of the most haunting photos I've ever taken - Jet Star Rollercoaster after Superstorm 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
It was closed and it wasn’t even raining anymore!
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They do be running fast 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Or she watched that one Jason Statham movie and thinks she’s helping.
Science, b*tches 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Doesn’t work at warp speed. The engines have to create space time distortions for propulsion.
Yes. I shouldn’t know that but I do and now you know it too.
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Or just curl up in a bathtub 4 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
My momma didn’t raise no quitters.
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Beware the bears 2 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
The logic that CV19 is only responsible for deaths without any other factors concludes that AIDS is non-lethal.
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Knew I saw it somewhere before 5 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
Also Trump can’t pull off the little mustache.
Biatch 6 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
A classic response
Leave the drug dealing to the CIA, boys 3 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
But the cat is ok, right?
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Multisexuals explained 10 comments
scatmandingo · 3 years ago
What’s ace? Asexual?