Well, maybe they figure that the game takes a long time and women have cooking and cleaning to do so they need to get it over quickly.

Not if your hands are holding a baby.

It’s not like you to behind the message. That was an excuse from two weeks ago.

Oh those days are behind me. I have two kids and a vasectomy but I think you shouldn’t approach the situation defensively. Try to get the herp early because you don’t have to worry about getting it twice. And from then on you are giving and not receiving which we all know is better.

Not sure for women but condoms suck for guys so they have incentives.

Egypt isn’t a real place it’s just some conspiracy involving aliens. Completely fabricated by the History Channel.

Title checks out. These photos are from a camera.

The “wrapped in sausage” part needs to be spelled out. It’s three heavenly words.

Actually a Scotch Egg is a soft or hard boiled egg that is wrapped in sausage, breaded, and deep fried. Usually served with pickled onions. It is great hangover food.

Sounds a lot less clunky than what we had to deal with. I’m glad it has improved.

I remember having one of those when I was a kid in the early 90s. They were all the rage for about a year but fell out of fashion because they were kind of a pain to clean and bread is not expensive enough to really get a return on investment. Plus they took up a ton of counter space. Not sure if they have improved the design in the last 30 years but I did enjoy the bread that they made.

I just keep my answer the same no matter what the question is. That way I only have to remember one thing as a backup password.

Fuel for the war effort!