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What a nice plan 4 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Pro-tip: The fat hookers are cheaper but there are risks.
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American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
I will take your lack of response that you have no answer to my question and that you realize your rudeness was unwarranted. Too bad you aren’t mature enough to admit it.
American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Again you dodge and just repeat yourself. I will rephrase. How does my acknowledgement and reply to a comment where you literally copied what I said and then told me I was wrong not a related response?
American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Nice dodge. Now explain how I “had nothing to say in relation to what I said”?
American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Let’s recap the interaction.
Scat: “There’s a 99% chance that they are ...”
Famousone: “Gramps stacked bodies ...”
Xvar: “He is 44... (directly quotes Scst’s above commment) ... you are 100% wrong about the 99%”
Scat: (tags Xvar): “I’m satisfied my scenario was just as accurate as famousone’s” (Makes joke about guy’s age then tags Adam and continues.)
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Can you not follow the topic through 4 comments without losing what is being discussed?
American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Oh, it’s ok. As an adult it’s part of my responsibility to help educate the youth; even the slow ones. Since a detailed explanation didn’t work let’s try a nice succinct one that might not exceed your attention span.
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If you don’t want someone to tag you then don’t directly address something they said in their previous comment. That is you starting a dialogue and it is normal for them to continue the topic with further interaction. Again, if that’s not what you want, stay quiet.
American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
@xvarnah Let me explain it a little slower for you so you can understand. You left a comment on this thread starting with the man’s age and ending with “Looks like you were 100% wrong” which was directed at me. Then (you keeping up?) adam44 added a comment. I tagged you (just like this comment) because I was directly responding to you and not him. I didn’t involve you personally. You involved yourself when you decided to join the conversation
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I was being humorous by saying that I felt better about myself because he looks so old. But wherever you are on the spectrum you obviously missed it.
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Hopefully this was clear enough for you to comprehend.
It was the best day of my life 8 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
I agree. That’s sounds far more hostile than anything I experienced. There was some bullying but nothing to that extent.
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(by threeundertherain) :) 3 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Now he can’t move his mouse arm without juggling her and making it harder for her to read and him to type.
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Aquatic Scuba Vampires (the aquatic part seems redundant) 7 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Anne Rice explored these sorts of topics decades ago. Maybe not deep sea vampires exactly but the overall impact of immortality to a human’s psyche.
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It was the best day of my life 8 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Uhhh... of course girls stand around talking about their bras and stuff. How else are they going to know which ones to wear during the pillow fights at the sleepovers. Every guy knows that!
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The real question 3 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Or turn them into a Deep Dish Pansexual Pizza.
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American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
You have somehow stumbled upon my point. Three people are not enough to prepare for multiple attack scenarios. That’s what makes it easy to overwhelm them. Yes, they might be prepared for someone loudly breaking a window in the middle of the night but they most likely aren’t for anything more complex. Scroll back and you will see the scenario I outlined that states a very simple and workable strategy to eliminate their defensive advantage.
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If I was in a gang or some other organized crime structure and I found out a family like this had 170 guns that I could steal for myself or to sell I would commit the time it takes to figure out how to get them.
American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
@xvarnah I tagged you because I was addressing two different people in the same comment. That way you could tell which section was directed at whom. I would think after all the time you’ve spent on this site you would understand how it works. Anyway, I don’t need a high-res picture to see that guy looks like he’s 20+ years older than the age you said he was.
MrBeast is with us 2 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Unlikely. His birthday was a couple of weeks ago and it’s not in his feed. He may have had a late party and then deleted the tweet but he tends to be a really nice guy and I don’t see him being mean like this.
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The real question 3 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Is it closer to a freezing process or a toasting/baking one?
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Reject Decolonization, Return to Oppressi- Direct Rule from London 1 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Bring back the Ottoman Empire!
But only I know it's a turd 7 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Yet he’s mostly known for wearing a flower pot hat.
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How to order a proper pizza 2 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Who orders pizza over the phone anymore?
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American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
@xvarnah I’m satisfied that my scenario was as accurate as @famousone’s. That guy being the same age as I makes me feel a lot better about my appearance. Maybe she is draining his life force to stay young.
@adam44 I’m not talking about a gunfight where love wins in the end. I’m talking about lethal violence with no warning. You don’t have one 4-on-3 fight when you can have three 4-on-1 fights.
American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
When have I expressed anything that could be interpreted as being on the political spectrum? I’ve been talking about combat strategy.
Catch-these-hands-no-jutsu 5 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
@jf1984_1 I wasn’t sure if you were joking but googling that worked. His name is Khaby Lame. Thanks!
Miss Piggy had the right idea 6 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
He never seemed happy about it, at least in the original Muppet Show so I assumed that they weren’t actually together.
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American here, can confirm 59 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
In your world that might be realistic but on Earth there’s a 99% chance they are an old man with twig sized arms, a ditzy 22 year old with a kid she didn’t mean to have and a teenager who spends 12 hours a day on Twitch.
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The gun hoarder fantasy is that the more they have the safer/stronger they are but realistically the only question is how many of the enemy you arm once you are overwhelmed.
You walk the walk, do you talk the talk? 2 comments
scatmandingo · 2 years ago
Animal Mother never sleeps.