I’ve always felt the name Twix implied a plural but in a stylized way like Snax. If that was the case each would be a Twick and “a couple of Twix” would be correct. Ugh. Now I have to research.

He works with young children. I’m guessing this is for their benefit.

Spent a year or so serving these. The cake cone on the right is superior in many ways to the sugar cone in the center. It’s shape provides greater stability to the scoops, especially if they are multiple. Also the two layer architecture is far less likely to shatter when you first bite into it and maintain that integrity all the way to the bottom. And, industry secret: they taste the same.
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The waffle cone is the best of the bunch but usually incurs an upcharge. Personally I just go for a cup and ask for a cone to crush up on top. Then you can choose your levels with every bite.

Buy Funsubstance and fix the glitches

I used to have a business card floating around for an executive chef named Randy Buttsavage. I always liked that he leaned into it instead of going by Randall.

I’ve talked to a lot of people about the vaccine but have yet to meet anyone who actually believes in the microchip. Mostly it’s saltiness on the Trump/Biden aspect of the whole thing.

Utah, Colorado, Wyoming, New Mexico, Kansas, and Oklahoma

Make sure you get all your customer orders and shipping set up ahead of time. You have to get everything built and out the door within the 24 hours otherwise you’ll be breaking the law again.

I like the “vintage coin purse” that you load up with change and then beat people with it.

Jaywalking isn’t an actual crime. It’s a civil offense.

Actually that panel flips up when the airbag deploys. Still not a good idea but it won’t shoot them directly into their face or anything.

You just need a can-do attitude!

I would think your best bet would be to offer it regularly to those around you and every woman you see in public. I’ve never tried it but I’m 100% sure it will work.

Well if you don’t offer they may not know they have the option. That may be the only thing between you and your desire.

Have you offered?

Pedophilia is a sexual orientation. It has been recently classified as such. This was for two good reasons. One, people conflate adult males who molest boys with homosexuals and claim that pedophilia is an aspect of homosexuality as part of an anti-LGBTQ attitude. Secondly pedophilia does not respond to treatment like a paraphilia, it’s roots are deeper in the psyche so classifying it’s as an orientation allows for more effective research on behavior modification to reduce negative outcomes.

I would think “gay gal” would work even better.