What he said sounded kind of scripted... BUT THAT BITCH SHOULD GET KILLED FOR THAT SHIT!

Am I the only one who thinks that Jessica is the greatest grammar terrorist of all time?

That sounds great. How about no?

This girl is awesome. And people, I don't think we can completely get rid of racism until we believe that there is no such thing as 'black guy' or 'white guy'. Pretend racism never happened.

OH MY GOD! THAT WAS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!

Okay, so I'm not against you guys about Lil Wayne rapping a lot of shit but then he proves that he at least has a brain up there and that he actually thinks. Have guys heard Mirrors, Drop the world, No love, and God bless America? Rap music isn't bad at all if you listen to the right artists. Just saying

Kitty be like "well, fuck"

When was this?

This is what auto-correct does

Tried it with space bound by Eminem. My mind is as fucked as his. O_o

We think that you should go see a doctor.

It's called Google Now. It's kinda like Google version of a better siri. If you want it on ios then download Google search from the app store.

Androids always do that

Eminem is probably the most awesome one out there.

Is that Voldemort?

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