seabreezemcchicken

seabreezemcchicken


A regular 15 y/o swedish boy by day, and the lawrd and saviour of Hyrule by night.

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I wonder what else that hole was for 18 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 4 years ago
Scientists
Way to go... 25 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
A friend and I once tried to make candy. The initial step was to cook sugar, syrup and water... instead we managed to create pure coal and make the whole house smell like pollution.
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Interesting Titanic fact 14 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Dude, 103 years is too soon.
Robot Stitches a Grape Back Together 11 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
They took our jobs
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After finally getting a job 7 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Omg, Karen, you can't just ask people why they're called avocado.
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Woman saved by pizza hut 13 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
He should be called Ryan Goose, lol.
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Can't hear? There. Now you can't see either 2 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Lol android masterrce, fuckers.
Why? 8 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Finally my terrible sense of humour is appreciated (even if it took 40 weeks) :D
Every bloody time making spaghetti! 5 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Doesn't matter how much you cook, you will still end starvation because you won't be starving after you eat it.
the more you know~
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sl*t in Swedish means "sold out" 32 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
It does, but in this context it just means "we're out of (name of product)", not literally "sold out". Sold out is actually "slutsåld" or "utsåld". Still roughly a 50% that a slut will be in there ;)
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m*sturbation 40 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Aarrgh D:
*flaps arms and makes pterodactyl noises for intimidation*
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m*sturbation 40 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
>writes a comment that agrees with the popular opinion.
>gets downvoted.
Damn, that's it, I can't win.
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m*sturbation 40 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Is there somebody that says that it's not.. for women?? I mean it feels like it's blatantly obvious.
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Dont try to understand us. 6 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
"But seriously though... boobs?"
-Barney Stinson, nevr frget
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The girl was blackmailing him for money 30 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
You & me!
The girl was blackmailing him for money 30 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
We should write a musical.
The girl was blackmailing him for money 30 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Gee, go fuck a bee
The girl was blackmailing him for money 30 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Fuck thee
The girl was blackmailing him for money 30 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Bruce Lee?
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The girl was blackmailing him for money 30 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Fuck me
Music from the past vs. Music from the present 69 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Wait, do you mean that Rupert Holmes is bad? I guess you can't ESCAPE the hate anymore.
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Karma b*tch! 10 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
wow, that's interesting.
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[Title] 35 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
*cough* myself
It's not that easy being flawless you know *sassily whips hair*
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Friends don't let friends play Monopoly 17 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Dammit I want one too :p
Patrick ! 25 comments
seabreezemcchicken · 5 years ago
Mockery.