Looks like I constantly save the same princess over and over again and in the end always get friendzoned. I also have an extremely annoying sidekick/helper and a fetish for getting licked by young crossdressing flambloyant males. Seems legitimate.

I have pyrite on my desk :3

Now that being dressed and acting like the sex you feel like, not the one you were born in, is becoming more socially acceptable I'd say why not acting like a duck if you wanted to?

It's not even the same picture..

I do this everytime when I go for swimming at the local pool. But this guy's an expert, damn.

Am I the only one that thinks IKEA furniture is fairly easy to assemble or am I just a swede?

This is like saying that the average person has one boob, half a vagina and penis and 3,999 limbs.

It's a ram, duh.

Got an S5, though I don't know how I should feel about this..

I want this post removed...
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fuck you.

I actually like spinach... *braces for attack* please don't kill me

My phone usually dies on like 10-15%. Ooh how I love Apple :|