Don't forget what else was in the cart.
Ulfric.

Skyrim asks you to join the Imperials or the Stormcloaks.

Paarthurnax is the best character in the game.

purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

but can you cut a bitch

I don't know what's scarier about this post; someone bludgeoning someone else to death with their own leg, or the fact that someone has taken the time to memorize the entirety of the Youtube URL for a Rick Astley video.

I have lived in Florida my entire life, and not once have I seen a two-headed alligator. I'm pretty glad that I haven't.

"Hell yeah, who doesn't want to be Johnny Gat?"

I am the White Stalker. That's all you need to know.