MY SISTER MADE ME GO ON A LONG ASS CAVE TOUR HOW DO I GET THE LEG PAIN TO STOP

cut off your leg and swing it at your sister's head

Use icy hot. The bonus is that it smells strongly so just put it on and stay as close to her as you can to let the scent permeate everywhere she tries to go.

At first I read all these comments without reading the title and I thought you guys were all just really salty about the failed Rick Roll attempt.

I don't know what's scarier about this post; someone bludgeoning someone else to death with their own leg, or the fact that someone has taken the time to memorize the entirety of the Youtube URL for a Rick Astley video.