Little Bill has apparently changed.

"chokinandtokin"

Touch it real good.

Use it as an excuse to go to the strip club. Hehehehehe

Took me a minute

*sighs* Those were the good days.

This is a funny yet purposeful shirt. I need to buy it.

This guy is a hero.

And they say tumblr isn't educational.

The kid too lazy to reach the pennies will do well on the internet.

Yes to all of them!

Future doctor. "Doc, i think I broke my leg."
"Did you try pooping?"

This is the perfect inside joke for the internet.

Why am I on here? Did I post a selfie and not know it?

I want a flamingo gang to protect me.

Thanks q.

Applause is too mainstream.

Not sure if best or worst job ever.

Glad I'm not the only one.

He speaks the truth.

In your face mother-in-law!