Me tbh

My mom is th tallest woman in her family, and is 5"3. She was 5" at my age. I'm 5"1.
And I swear unnecessarily a lot. Um. Yeah.

Onision!!

Imagine the purring

Population: Me

Yhasss so much win tho.

As a white girl I have liked this.

Maybe his name is robin

Ummmmmmm tea was invented by the Chinese.......

Sounds like my stepmother...

Why is this inappropriate?

I was always taught in my family that if I though I was in love, even if I was 10, I was.
3 years later, and I saw this. It completely changed me as a person.
Now, it takes alot more to be called my friend.

My history teacher once told a student who asked "Why is the Alamo important?" That is is being retarded.

My history teacher is also a computer programmer, and (just so you can picture her better) is Asian. As a small child, my family barely had internet and a very old computer. As a result, I am familiar with how it works. In my school, we have a computer lab with Windows 100 (I think?). We had to use for an online test, and none our internet was working. Even the teacher couldn't make it function. I feel so proud that I could explain that it can't use WiFi.

My mom sometimes tells me she found a guy willing to pay 1 gallon of goats milk and a chicken for me. :-:

OMG super Mario carpet so rich

My dad was in the navy....

Hot damn Matthew Lewis

I was eating a fresh brownie and it brunt my tongue and I panicked and swallowed it. I burnt my tonsil. x_x

It's the worst when they're your best friend but they're someone else's and you had them first and you meet them and they're so sweet and you really wanted to hate her.

He's too FABULOUS.

My dreams consist of Godzilla and staring at a wall while eating cereal...
-.-

"Carl" has the sexiest voice ever.