who da ho? 10 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
An' I da pimp.
Cute couples and shit comp 28 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
Yeah, I'm in middle school, and so many guys are douches, causing many females in my school to turn lesbian. So, I was in the main office building today, and I left. One very... masculine female and her girlfriend were trying to get inside. As I left, this heavy set fellow pushed the woman-creature and spat on her feet. She laughed and slapped her very beautiful, very short girlfriend who too laughed but teared up. The spitter guy allowed the short girl in, but not the athlete thing. When I asked why he treated her so terribly, she explain that he was the short girls brother, and she often harshly abused her, and "don't
give a shit about her bones."
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I'm not crying. My eyes are sweaty.
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give a shit about her bones."
<(; -;)>
I'm not crying. My eyes are sweaty.
Time to find out the truth 12 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
The only thing I remember from the movie is that some rich dude tried to kill Quasi, and tries to get with Esmeralda and sung about how if she can't be his, he'll basically kill her..
Oh, Hermione 10 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
I am smart, and recently dyed my hair a reddish tone, and I have freckles.
But I'm also the spawn of craziness.
I am: Hermione and Ron's daughter.
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But I'm also the spawn of craziness.
I am: Hermione and Ron's daughter.
My relationship 2 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
I feel so pissed off, this post is so accurate. One day, when I was 13, I asked a guy out to the Marti-Gras dance, he said yes. I had a friend named Ashley who said " No! YOU CAN'T GO OUT WITH HIM!!!" And started crying. When I inquired what was wrong, she replied with "I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HIM SINCE 1ST GRADE! DUMP HIM RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!" And, I was forced to, because of the scene she was making, even though she already had had 5 boyfriends that year, and was dating the 6th. About a month after the dance, I confronted her to mind her own business and to stop being a child.She rolled her eyes and flipped the bird at me, "You're STILL hung up over that loser???"
Yep. We're still friends, because I am able to forgive.
In a different story, I once called her a slut. Let's just say she hits very hard.
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Yep. We're still friends, because I am able to forgive.
In a different story, I once called her a slut. Let's just say she hits very hard.
Expectation vs reality 9 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
Maybe it's because it's
1.) A heavy, thick blanket
2.) The person is on the ground
3.) The fan was too small
And....
4.) Because the back was covered
Regards,
~Common Knowledge
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1.) A heavy, thick blanket
2.) The person is on the ground
3.) The fan was too small
And....
4.) Because the back was covered
Regards,
~Common Knowledge
P*dobear clothing everywhere 8 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
I think he meant, for example, one time I went to my cousins birthday party, and she was only six. I was thirteen, and very short for my age and undeveloped. My father is a Pentecostal, and I was forced to dress in an overall/dress type of thing and pigtails. Long story short, I looked at a toddler and and said; "Look, one of us is gonna have to change..."
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Unexpected joke 4 comments
Mark your calendars everyone! 61 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
(Patty, real estate agent) Oh, I guess you're Squidward too? Huh? (You) Buy it! Please! (Patty) NEVER! (You)*attempts to run over Spongebob and Patrick with a bulldozer*
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A fan 20 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
What if I told you... it is a gif, but doesn't appear to move because the colors don't.
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Mark your calendars everyone! 61 comments
Every single morning 1 comments
sewwat
· 10 years ago
It's so weird, I live in the inner city of Texas, and sometimes in the morning, the birds sound quite a bit like owls... can someone explain? Thanks!!! <3
