shadowassassin101

shadowassassin101


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Wonderful 5 comments
shadowassassin101 · 8 years ago
LOVE YOUR USERNAME <3
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TAEKWONDO 27 comments
shadowassassin101 · 8 years ago
Frickin' truth. Years and years of learning like this got me my black belt ^_^
Anyone else got a usb plug like this? 11 comments
shadowassassin101 · 9 years ago
I was literally coming to the comments only to see how many blue and black comments there were XD
Illuminati confirmed 11 comments
shadowassassin101 · 9 years ago
*facepalm* Guys....
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Just an idea a friend had! 9 comments
shadowassassin101 · 9 years ago
Listen, it's just a goddamn idea to make the world a better place. Even if I don't have the time/money/resources to do this, I put this post on FS to reach out to people to see if they'd wanna try. Don't tell me what to do, man.
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I'm definitely the altruist reader. Which are you? 41 comments
shadowassassin101 · 9 years ago
Neurotic. Definitely.
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One day this will happen 20 comments
shadowassassin101 · 9 years ago
Two ways to see this: they're pushing the left side to the right or pulling the right side to the left. Either way, one's making the world a better place and one's making it worse. We just have to see who wins.
Perfect kick 8 comments
shadowassassin101 · 9 years ago
OH MY GOD *dies* *fangirls* Please marry me. Please.
Jumping back up from a handstand 11 comments
shadowassassin101 · 9 years ago
....... I'm in love. I'm sorry. I'm head over heels for this guy now.
He was always beautiful :') 13 comments
shadowassassin101 · 9 years ago
Interviewer: Not even the best in the field could solve these in under thirty minutes. And in a certain amount of time, we need you to--
Sherlock: *smirks* Done. *hands it back with ease*
Interviewer: O_O WHAT?! HOW?!
Sherlock: It's quite simple, really. Elementary, you might say. It's obvious that the black piece goes in the middle because the others don't meld in to the edges... *continues to ramble on in monotonous, busy way*
Watson: *smirks in the back smugly*
Interviewer: *stutters* .... W-well......... *clears his throat, takes back the puzzles*
Sherlock: ... W-Well? Do I have the job?
Interviewer: ....... *hands him a badge* Welcome to Scotland Yard, lad.
Sherlock: O_O .......
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He was always beautiful :') 13 comments
shadowassassin101 · 9 years ago
LOOK AT HIS FACE
IT'S LIKE HE'S JUST A NORMAL KID AND HE'S ON HIS FIRST JOB INTERVIEW AND HE DRESSED UP ALL NICE AND DID HIS HAIR AND EVERYTHING AND HE'S SO NERVOUS. AND JOHN'S LIKE THE WORRIED SUPPORTIVE DAD IN THE BACKGROUND LIKE
Interviewer: Mr...
Sherlock: Holmes. I'm... I'm Sherlock Holmes, sir.
Interviewer: Interesting.
Sherlock: L-look, I'm good at paperwork and typing, filing--whatever you've got, I'll do it. I just really, really need this job.
Interviewer: Interesting... *sigh* Well, Mr. Holmes, I've taken a look at your grades, then at the results of your recent IQ tests....
Sherlock: *takes a shaky breath* A-and?
Interviewer: Says here you're a genius, lad.
Sherlock: O_O A-a genius? *laughs* *smug smirk*
Interviewer: Mr. Holmes, I'm going to need you to listen to me very carefully. *takes out a stack of papers and hands it to him* I've been asked to give you a series of very, VERY complicated mind puzzles.
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You can thank me later 6 comments
shadowassassin101 · 9 years ago
I competed at this spelling bee ^_^ This guy was a boss.