Harbinger

shadowstorm


I am the vanguard of your destruction. I am the order to your chaos. And in order to bring order to the chaos, all organics must be harvested.

— Harbinger Report User
I'd be okay with this 18 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
Famousone. You see sense. I like you.
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Not with that attitude 22 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
I'm jumping in here. If you look closely at the birth certificate, it is a different COLOR FROM EVERY OTHER ONE from that year. Plus, everybody that was in the college he said he graduated in from the same year do not remember him, and he isn't in any of those year books
Black Friday 3 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
3 people died at the local walmart
Disney, starring grumpy cat 7 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
Snip snip mothafucka
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Id10t 16 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
I like this kid
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Insane drift 3 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
I found the new DK
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I work in the bistro at a grocery store. This pisses me off every day 5 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
Give it to the employees
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Nap time! 18 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
Parenting: you're doing it wrong
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I will go up to Monday and say... 23 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
^ correct
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Liquid in bottles 18 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
And how can you drink root beer if you have extremely good taste buds. It's too strong
Liquid in bottles 18 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
My taste buds are extremely strong and here is my rating.
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Mexican/ real sugar coke #1
Throwback Pepsi #2
Fountain coke/Pepsi #3
Bottled Pepsi #4
Canned Pepsi #5
Bottled coke #6
Canned coke #7
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Those where the days 9 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
While this is true, they can just turn around and pay a couple bucks to get out. For example, justin bieber a bail was only $2500
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I will go up to Monday and say... 23 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
Fezzik: You never said anything about killing anyone.
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Vizzini: I've hired you to help me start a war. It's an prestigious line of work, with a long and glorious tradition.
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Fezzik: I just don't think it's right, killing an innocent girl.
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Vizzini: Am I going MAD, or did the word "think" escape your lips? You were not hired for your brains, you hippopotamic land mass.
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Inigo Montoya: I agree with Fezzik.
Vizzini: Oh, the sot has spoken. What happens to her is not truly your concern. I will kill her. And remember this, never forget this: when I found you, you were so slobbering drunk, you couldn't buy Brandy!
[turning to Fezzik]
Vizzini: And YOU: friendless, brainless, helpless, hopeless! Do you want me to send you back to where you were? Unemployed, in Greenland?
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I will go up to Monday and say... 23 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
Vizzini: A word, my lady. We are but poor, lost circus performers. Is there a village nearby?
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Buttercup: There is nothing nearby... Not for miles.
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Vizzini: Then there will be no one to hear you scream.
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I will go up to Monday and say... 23 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
Man in Black: [as he is unsuccessfully fighting Fezzik] Look, are you just fiddling around with me or what?
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Fezzik: I just want you to feel you're doing well.
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I will go up to Monday and say... 23 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
A book?
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That's right. When I was your age, television was called books. And this is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you.
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Has it got any sports in it?
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Are you kidding? Fencing, fighting, torture, revenge, giants, monsters, chases, escapes, true love, miracles...
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Doesn't sound too bad. I'll try to stay awake.
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Oh, well, thank you very much, very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.
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Frustrating 8 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
Why did my comment get disliked?
Liquid in bottles 18 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
What!
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I will go up to Monday and say... 23 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
Never trust a Sicilian when death is on the line!
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I will go up to Monday and say... 23 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
He didn't fall! Inconceivable!
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I will go up to Monday and say... 23 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
Move the thing! No that other thing! Move it!
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I will go up to Monday and say... 23 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
Inigo Montoya: That Vizzini, he can *fuss*.
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Fezzik: Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at *us*.
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Inigo Montoya: Probably he means no *harm*.
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Fezzik: He's really very short on *charm*.
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Inigo Montoya: You have a great gift for rhyme.
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Fezzik: Yes, yes, some of the time.
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Vizzini: Enough of that.
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Inigo Montoya: Fezzik, are there rocks ahead?
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Fezzik: If there are, we all be dead.
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Vizzini: No more rhymes now, I mean it.
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Fezzik: Anybody want a peanut?
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Vizzini: DYEEAAHHHHHH.
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How To Break Up With Someone 4 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
Don't fell bad I am a single guy :(
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I love this movie 13 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
That is priceless
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I Can Die In Peace 6 comments
shadowstorm · 10 years ago
No bueno
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