Correct me if I'm wrong but wouldn't it mean the longer the penis the more likeliness of a girl b/c they can swim the distance. . Boys would tire out and die (for lack of a better term)

Yesterday too ?

I think the point trying to be conveyed is to be thankful for what you do have instead of crying what you don't. ....or something to that effect.

My floor wasn't lava. They were shark infested waters.

But they'd start running behind you trying to help.... and when you arrive at McDonalds right before closing time, they're going to feel played.

I would love to know the story behind this.

Zoogdisney.com <-- old disney website for those who didn't know

The difference between a boy and a man !

Who's her ?

A #7 at the Chinese food restaurant...and "sir can you make sure its dead this time ? Please and thank you"

And unlimited sauces for your nuggets

Its ironic how everytime, we talk about oscars, Leo's name comes up. If only the Oscar people loved him as much as we do.