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As a Brit, I can confirm this is how we're spotted 32 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP LUUUUNAAAAAAA

Now that is just uncalled for 18 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

Pull the Nutella out because if you push it your arm might still be in the way when it falls

Well now 7 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

If that was a viola then that dollar is in the C string

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Caught 2 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

More like caught red lidded... Heh... I'll just see myself out..

Lies down, tries not to cry, cries a lot! (Feels Everywhere) 45 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

I read this in the car and my mom looked over and I was crying so I read it to her and then we were both crying I'm Chicago rush hour traffic

Kid makes a point 38 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

He didn't say how hard to kick the pony!

Animals Sing Evanescence's 'Bring Me To Life' 4 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

That was absolutely beautiful

The consequences of a boop 3 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

I am willing to deal with those consequences

So sick of these unrealistic beauty standards for women 3 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

You mean.. We're not supposed to look like this?

I would never trust someone this much 15 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

I'm the shit who would run to middle with scissors

Unusual placement a of bird nest 11 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

In the second photo that bird on the left's face made me lose it

I can be a slightly older female friend if need be 41 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

I'll still be your friend though

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mom doesn't have a sense of humor 7 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

Why am I laughing so hard

I've decided to go vegetarian. 3 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

I have glasses the size of my face and I need windshield wipers.

Cube in a 500 ml flask - It took me roughly 3 hours on and off 11 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

shampoo.exe has stopped functioning

Come visit chicago 6 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

As another Chicagoan I laughed and then cried because it's true

When You Realize Something's Not Right 9 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

Her period

Best description of steam ever 5 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

I used to imagine the black market like this like "quick the cops are coming!" *everyone frantically tried to collapse their folding tables*

I present you the fluffiest creature ever 10 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

Amazing. It looks just like an Asian woman

His expression is so precious #teambucky 25 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

I JUST GOT OUT OF THE THEATRE AND I CANT FUNCTION RIGHT NOW

I don't believe in Spanish 8 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

Trust me I don't want to be there either

When life gets you down 5 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you've lost all your hope
And you're at the end of your rope

Preparing tofu 6 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

I mean, conditioner does make some good tofu when I go to her house.

Damn it, Kowalski, get it right! 3 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

Why do we continuously make everything so much more difficult

When hairdressers get bored 4 comments

shampoo · 8 years ago

I just started laughing hysterically at that. Maybe it's time to sleep.