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Bob the chicken: the most terrifying book ever written.
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As a Brit, I can confirm this is how we're spotted 32 comments
shampoo · 7 years ago
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP LUUUUNAAAAAAA
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Now that is just uncalled for 18 comments
shampoo · 7 years ago
Pull the Nutella out because if you push it your arm might still be in the way when it falls
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Well now 7 comments
shampoo · 7 years ago
If that was a viola then that dollar is in the C string
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Caught 2 comments
shampoo · 7 years ago
More like caught red lidded... Heh... I'll just see myself out..
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Lies down, tries not to cry, cries a lot! (Feels Everywhere) 45 comments
shampoo · 7 years ago
I read this in the car and my mom looked over and I was crying so I read it to her and then we were both crying I'm Chicago rush hour traffic
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Kid makes a point 38 comments
shampoo · 7 years ago
He didn't say how hard to kick the pony!
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Animals Sing Evanescence's 'Bring Me To Life' 4 comments
shampoo · 7 years ago
That was absolutely beautiful
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The consequences of a boop 3 comments
shampoo · 7 years ago
I am willing to deal with those consequences
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So sick of these unrealistic beauty standards for women 3 comments
shampoo · 7 years ago
You mean.. We're not supposed to look like this?
I would never trust someone this much 15 comments
shampoo · 7 years ago
I'm the shit who would run to middle with scissors
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Unusual placement a of bird nest 11 comments
shampoo · 7 years ago
In the second photo that bird on the left's face made me lose it
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I can be a slightly older female friend if need be 41 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
I'll still be your friend though
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mom doesn't have a sense of humor 7 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
Why am I laughing so hard
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I've decided to go vegetarian. 3 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
I have glasses the size of my face and I need windshield wipers.
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Cube in a 500 ml flask - It took me roughly 3 hours on and off 11 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
shampoo.exe has stopped functioning
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Come visit chicago 6 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
As another Chicagoan I laughed and then cried because it's true
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When You Realize Something's Not Right 9 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
Her period
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Best description of steam ever 5 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
I used to imagine the black market like this like "quick the cops are coming!" *everyone frantically tried to collapse their folding tables*
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I present you the fluffiest creature ever 10 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
Amazing. It looks just like an Asian woman
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His expression is so precious #teambucky 25 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
I JUST GOT OUT OF THE THEATRE AND I CANT FUNCTION RIGHT NOW
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I don't believe in Spanish 8 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
Trust me I don't want to be there either
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When life gets you down 5 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
Whenever life gets you down
Keeps you wearing a frown
And the gravy train has left you behind
And when you've lost all your hope
And you're at the end of your rope
Preparing tofu 6 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
I mean, conditioner does make some good tofu when I go to her house.
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Damn it, Kowalski, get it right! 3 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
Why do we continuously make everything so much more difficult
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When hairdressers get bored 4 comments
shampoo · 8 years ago
I just started laughing hysterically at that. Maybe it's time to sleep.
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