shepard530

shepard530


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It gets a lot worse 14 comments
shepard530 · 5 hours ago
Again, what happens if the shoplifter has a damn weapon, and people get hurt because the cashier decided to go rogue? It's better to just let the person go. That's what security footage and the police are for.
It gets a lot worse 14 comments
shepard530 · 6 hours ago
Did the store have a policy against pursuing shoplifters? Because i know a lot of retail places do, and it is a zero-tolerance tyoe situation. You violate that policy, you are fired immediately. It's a safety concern to chase a shoplifter. What if they have a weapon and turn violent? You can make a slightly inconvenient situation for the store into a tragedy.
I think he's at my office right now 2 comments
shepard530 · 2 days ago
That show was so ahead of it's time.
But what if I want to have sex with my parents? 2 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
Title: Oh no...
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Tell me that this man wasn't born to be a Batman villain! 5 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
He'd be a pretty good Penguin, I think.
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That last one though 1 comments
shepard530 · 2 weeks ago
Except, the last time Ash and Gary faced off, Ash won. With Gary having type advantage in the final round.
Now the curse will let go of him and he can finally grow old 3 comments
shepard530 · 2 weeks ago
Because it wasn't a game-region championship.
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Yeh, they could've been 3 comments
shepard530 · 2 weeks ago
And in Norse mythology.
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That didn't take long 5 comments
shepard530 · 2 weeks ago
They reached a compromise. Instead of the 50/50 Disney asked for initially, it wound up being 25/75 Disney/Sony.
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But Xavier is a telepath 4 comments
shepard530 · 3 weeks ago
Actually, Professor X did not have telekenetic abilities. Only telepathic.
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Just dad things 9 comments
shepard530 · 5 weeks ago
"I'm in this photo and I don't like it."
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Get him 5 comments
shepard530 · 5 weeks ago
I remember something like this. It wasn't quite me alone, but I was playing the Mass Effect 3 multiplayer. We were on the Noveria map, which is tiny as hell, against the Geth. 2 team members drop, so it's just me and the sniper. I'm a vanguard, so i like being right up in the middle of the enemies. I aggro'd every goddamn enemy on the map, and held them off for a good minute or so just going bananas with the Nova-Charge combo. I took enough down that the sniper was able to finish the wave. It was epic.
Just a question 6 comments
shepard530 · 5 weeks ago
"I swear to god, if a guy with a big ass sword and pointy head appears in front of me..."
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Waitasecond 3 comments
shepard530 · 5 weeks ago
See, this is the problem. Because of how effective vaccines are, people have forgotten how lethal the diseases they've eradicated are. The measles are not a "mild illness". More people died of the measles during World War 1 than from combat.
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This is me during the exam 3 comments
shepard530 · 5 weeks ago
Yeah... I was 100% the last one.
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Choose your Favorite ! 17 comments
shepard530 · 6 weeks ago
Maybe they're playing WCW vs. NWO: Revenge.
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Choose your Favorite ! 17 comments
shepard530 · 6 weeks ago
I find your lack of Sega Genesis disturbing.
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When a waiter says "enjoy your food" every single time I will say "oh you too!" 4 comments
shepard530 · 6 weeks ago
That's just Mark everytime he tweets about something like that.
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My first thought 2 comments
shepard530 · 6 weeks ago
Uber good bois.
Woman playing pinball (1978) 8 comments
shepard530 · 7 weeks ago
Man, I'd love to slap those bumpers.
Phenomenon called Rainbow Bridge or Circumhorizontal Arc ! 5 comments
shepard530 · 7 weeks ago
It's the Bifrost!
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Be like chinese! 2 comments
shepard530 · 7 weeks ago
To quote Metal Gear Solid, women have more hiding places than men.
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Wrestlemania Scrolls 5 3 comments
shepard530 · 7 weeks ago
Nah. Default Nord isn't buff enough to be Trips. Dude is jacked beyond human understanding.
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Disney has brainwashed the masses 10 comments
shepard530 · 7 weeks ago
I'd agree with this, except... Sony never made a counter-offer. Somy was never interested in making a second deal. Disney never expected to get a 50/50 split. They used that as a starting point for negotiation.
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