shepard530

shepard530


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****ing loser 25 comments
shepard530 · 20 hours ago
Wait, so you didn't use nerf balls? Ouch...
Some physically threatening avians to brighten up your day 5 comments
shepard530 · 2 days ago
Bottom left is like something out of my nightmares...
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Fluffy bee 5 comments
shepard530 · 2 days ago
No, that's a Cutiefly, and you can't convince me differently.
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There are kings, and there are pawns 4 comments
shepard530 · 3 days ago
Read "1984". It does a great job of explaining why changing governments/revolutions really doesn't solve anything. Those are really usually just a conflict between the ruling class and the middle class. The ruling class is overthrown, a portion of the middle class rises up to become the new ruling class, and they basically are identical to the old one in all but name, and the middle class reorganizes itself, preparing for another war. Meanwhile, nothing changes at all for the lower class.
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We have EA to burn 12 comments
shepard530 · 3 days ago
And, to any nerds of a certain age, Cyberpunk 2020 (which Cyberpunk 2077 is based on) is certainly not a "forgotten franchise". It is one of the Big Four of tabletop RPGs alongside D&D, World of Darkness, and Call of Cthulhu.
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We have EA to burn 12 comments
shepard530 · 3 days ago
Ok, CD Projekt Red isn't a "random developer" at this point. After The Witcher series, they are one of the most respected studios in the world.
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Best remedy for a cracked windshield 5 comments
shepard530 · 3 days ago
That's not Goku. Judging by the hair, it's either adult Gohan (in which case your original point still stands), or Yamcha (at which point it actually makes sense. Yamcha just doin Yamcha things.)
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Jean Grey wearing jeans and the color grey (Dark Pheonix). OC do not steal 7 comments
shepard530 · 3 days ago
Like, I didn't think it was possible to screw up the Dark Phoenix storyline more than The Last Stand did, but welp...
School's dealing with the devil 10 comments
shepard530 · 4 days ago
Me and another guy my freshman year had this exact conversation. We had a damn good laugh about it.
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Boo goes outside 6 comments
shepard530 · 4 days ago
"Are you a dog or a cat?"
"Yes."
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Facts series 6 comments
shepard530 · 5 days ago
Chuck Norris recently visited the Virgin Islands. They are now simply the Islands.
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Facts series 6 comments
shepard530 · 5 days ago
Chuck Norris once sold his soul to the Devil for his rugged good lucks and supreme martial arts skills. Once the deal was done, Chuck Norris proceeded to roundhouse kick the Devil in the face and steal his soul back.
The Devil (who appreciates irony) wasn't angry about the situation, and now they get together to play poker every 3rd Tuesday of the month.
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Not quite the redesign we hoped for 6 comments
shepard530 · 5 days ago
Also not the official redesign...
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What heroes do 5 comments
shepard530 · 6 days ago
He's a mountain climber. That can't be easy on the fingers.
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A whirlpool inside a bottle makes it empty quicker than a still one 6 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
That is caused by the Coriolis Effect, which happens due to the rotation of the Earth on it's axis. This same phenomenon is why tornadoes and hurricanes tend to rotate counter-clockwise in the Northern Hemisphere, and clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere.
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It wasn't until male dinos started showing up that things went to pieces. 8 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
A quick reminder that Hammond actually does make a comment that he should be the one going with Muldoon to restore power, because she is a woman, and she just rolls her eyes at him, and tells him they'll talk about "sexism in survival situations" when she gets back. Hammond isn't demonized for it either. The film treats him as a man of integrity who just has some old-fashioned ideas.
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Banana 7 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
Well, that's because shipping bananas to Australia f'ing expensive.
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Proud to be straight 3 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
Whoa, business make decisions based what makes them money? It's almost as if their main purpose is to *make a profit!* How awful!
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Requirement before the cashier at Aldi opens another register 2 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
Aldi usually only has 2 or 3 employees in store at a time. So yeah, they try not to open multiple registers unless it is absolutely necessary. It's part of why they can set their prices so low and still be competitive.
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Is this level of friend zone even possible?? 8 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
I thought that too, but the post says "I hope you find a woman who treats you as well as you treat her."
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Is this level of friend zone even possible?? 8 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
Maybe they are ex's who are still good friends, but know they don't work as a couple. There are a lot of reasons why they might not get together.
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"I once walked into a brothel..." 4 comments
shepard530 · 2 weeks ago
Oh, no. Tyrion *very much* had working equipment. The first time we meet him, he's in bed with a whore. There are multiple eunuchs in the show, but Tyrion ain't one.
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Check, mate 7 comments
shepard530 · 2 weeks ago
So, is the queen adjacent to the king here? Cause if so, the king can just take the queen... no need to get the rook involved at all.
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Savior 15 comments
shepard530 · 2 weeks ago
If I was in the same scenario, I would gladly take a bruised head (or even a concussion) if it meant saving that woman's life.
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