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shepard530


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An eye for an eye leaves the boss battle ending rather abruptly 12 comments
shepard530 · 18 hours ago
If you wanna go big, you can always ask to be a dragon. Older dragons will often take the form of a human.
No vacancy 10 comments
shepard530 · 2 days ago
Also, something a lot of people won't tell you: due to all the hormones, lots of women get horny as all get out for a while when they are pregnant.
There is "art" of that 5 comments
shepard530 · 2 days ago
Now, hold up a second. Ben and Gwen were cousins, damn it!
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Sooo do we start crowdfunding now? 8 comments
shepard530 · 4 days ago
And the last line of the movie is "The name's Bond. James Bond." Cut to credits.
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Where is greasy food is taken more seriously than science? 10 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
As a company, they are amazing when it comes to disaster response and preparedness.
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Where is greasy food is taken more seriously than science? 10 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
No, but guys, here's the amazing thing. The Waffle House Index isn't just some funny thing the internet made up. It was created by freaking FEMA.
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Everything 9 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
I'm not even mad. Just disappointed.
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I hate myself for this 2 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
Ironic, since he is so completely associated with Gen X thanks to "Bill and Ted".
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Merry christmas 4 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
My general rule when I worked retail was Happy Holidays for most of the season, but Merry Christmas on Christmas Eve.
Wonderful actors 11 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
I think it's RDJ, but I'm not sure.
Reminder to check on your extrovert friends 1 comments
shepard530 · 1 week ago
I'm an introvert, and I'm still struggling. My D&D group is on hiatus for a couple of weeks while we get a remote option put together.
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Maybe finally 4 comments
shepard530 · 2 weeks ago
That movie gets the respect it deserves. Because it is absolute trash.
It all make sense now 3 comments
shepard530 · 2 weeks ago
And what makes this better, is that Tom Sellick was offered the role as Indiana Jones, and had to turn it down since he was doing Magnum, P.I.
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I think Yellow 15 comments
shepard530 · 2 weeks ago
Orange. Why is this even a question?
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Now I know how to approach people with this kinda tattoo 11 comments
shepard530 · 2 weeks ago
I mean, I guess having your head up someone else's ass is better than having it up your own?
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What was yours favorite game as a child? 27 comments
shepard530 · 2 weeks ago
Sonic 2, baby.
I've always wondered about this 3 comments
shepard530 · 3 weeks ago
Used to be a bank teller. Can 100% confirm this is accurate.
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Nope 1 comments
shepard530 · 3 weeks ago
I laughed way too hard at this!
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Which Stephen King prison flick do you prefer? 6 comments
shepard530 · 3 weeks ago
The Green Mile is an excellent film. And it isn't even in the same league as Shawshank Redemption. That movie is a masterpiece.
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I feel more useless already xD 6 comments
shepard530 · 4 weeks ago
What the hell? Just because I wake up at 6am does not preclude me from being a useless member of society!
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Wholesome pepsi 8 comments
shepard530 · 4 weeks ago
This is actually extremely common. It's called corporate espionage, and companies will pay a lot of money to people to obtain their competitor's secrets.
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b*tch you thought 3 comments
shepard530 · 4 weeks ago
Technically incorrect, as there is always the chance of a Natural 20, which would be an auto-success, so every character has at least a 5% chance to pass the save. But yeah, the wizard done goofed casting Maze on a Minotaur. Shoulda metagamed harder, lol.
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I made dis 3 comments
shepard530 · 4 weeks ago
MY CABBAGES!!!
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b*tch you thought 3 comments
shepard530 · 4 weeks ago
I laughed entirely too hard at this.
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Sexy doggo 3 comments
shepard530 · 4 weeks ago
Don't judge. Puppy's got bills to pay.
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