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shiftingsands


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Aww that's cute 9 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Plus it sounds like something you'd say about interracial couples
Outstanding move 5 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Use special police only paint
EVEN BETTER JOKE 2 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Oh this again
I just cant hit my sister 3 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
But imagine your girlfriend had the same name as your sister
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Ireland foreva!! 5 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Well obviously. I do work in a pharmacy.
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Ok then 4 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
The computer say no
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September 3 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Why isn't it Octember?
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Ireland foreva!! 5 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Like Viagra is the only drug for erectile dysfunction
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I hope every woman in the world do this 12 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
I don't care if whatever I give my man is more than what he gave me. If he gets me a snack, I'll get him a buffet.
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Too good not to share 26 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
I'm not even gonna
Can you feel the hand on your shoulder? 4 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
At a public library I was using a computer, and the girl on the computer next to me was messing around so the librarian told her she'd log her off using the main computer but all of a sudden my computer logs out, and she realises she logged off the wrong computer :'(
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Proud ancestors 2 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Hey that's my job!
Annual reminder to watch last years movies 3 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Thank you for reminding me 10 months in advance
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Helping aging spiders 7 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Burn yourself
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Now I can rest in peace 4 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
You can downvote me all you like, it doesn't change that it's a fact about a TV programme.
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No need them yet 3 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
30s* 20s*
Now I can rest in peace 4 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Smudge was also the name of the Biue Peter kitten who died after being hit by a vehicle :'(
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Good boy! 2 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Oh my Zeus*
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Each red dot represents a confirmed case of the bubonic plague since 1970. All of Europe 7 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
"Each red dot represents a confirmed case of the bubonic plague since 1970. All of Europe had zero."
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Tell me something 9 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Not always
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The lion king summerized 5 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
Summarised *
Why are u bogging me 12 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
That is a reason. The tweeter is incorrect and trying to sound smart.
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Why are u bogging me 12 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
As slang for vagina, pussy took off in in the late 19th and early 20th centuries with pulpy magazines, erotic novels, pornographic cartoons, and other materials—not least of which was slang’s main venue, everyday speech. The rise of the adult-film industry in the 1970s and internet porn in the 1990s took pussy to new heights.
In the early 1900s, pussy had also extended as a term for “sex with women” or “women” in general, objectifying them purely as sexual objects. Around this time it also came to insult “effeminate men” and “homosexuals,” presumably likening such weak-seeming individuals to women and their body parts. This pussy went on as a mild term of abuse for “coward.”
For all its vulgarity or abusiveness, pussy has been featured prominently in popular culture—and politics. Pussy Galore is the suggestive name of an action heroine and love interest in the James Bond film Goldfinger (1964) based on the 1950 novel by Ian Fleming
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Why are u bogging me 12 comments
shiftingsands · 4 years ago
No it's fucking not.
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