*punches*
'I'm leaving you.'
'But I have pizza.'
'OK, I'll stay.'

Why does it says Polski for Polish?

Finnish - yö

But Jesus was resurrected so he must be a witch

This changes every time. In 2012 it was 'from 1995 to 99 and you're not even 18 yet'

NSFW

Is this the new girl tearful at cat meme?

That's not sexuality though

I read this as 'if a girl tells you HER dick is small...'

I had that exact cassette at home. The inlay had each of the girls on every leaf with the lyrics in front of the image

'filmimg'

8 took a picture once at a market where they spelt spinach 'spinnage'

Oh this again.

You waited a long time before having kids

Why is this on pornhub

I'd fill his doughnut with icing

Especially in somewhere like Kenya

So Poland thinks Germany are the most AND least trustworthy?