Well Cheryl shaved her pussy before that X Factor episode and she ended up having a baby with Liam Payne

That's the Gingerdead man

Unreliable narrator?

So... Why do you need to take a picture of her?

Fourth *

'this weird'

When you're not sure what you're doing but try to help anyway

Your name looks Polish too though

Is this fake news?

I believe they are called baps

Krypto the super dog

Does *

The mood *is right

I preferred fighting fantasy

Funsubstance did the thing!

I thought it said 'he is leaving your luggage'

Really pisses me off when people are feeding ducks bread, especially if they put whole slices in the water.

How dare she

If I'm so drunk that I need to be sick, I'm not even going to be near a toilet. I'm sick in bed into a plastic bag on the side

I've never seen 'does' spelt as 'those'

Purrots

Tired sardine

Piccolo