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Happy Year of the Ox! 2 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
No but they had Tłusty Czwartek (FAT Thursday) yesterday which is basically Pancake Day
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Let's ruin baby prayers with predictive text :') 59 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
Ok the ass is probably from sexting.i don't know why tattoos are there, I don't even have any (but I have a lot of piercings)
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Let's ruin baby prayers with predictive text :') 59 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
I pray you love your ass and hole in your heart and soul and I will never miss you.
I pray you laugh and love you to serve me encanta la música y la música
I pray you never forget the Lord of the rings and you will get tattoos on the way back
I pray you become a better person and you will get tattoos on the way back
I pray you aren't afraid to worry about the Lord as you can tell
I pray you have a nice ass and hole in the group
I pray you grow your heart and trust me that you will never be allowed to be exposed
I pray you learn to be a good friend and I will never miss you more
With love, and I love you so much for the kits you want me to expose you
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This one cheers me up no matter what 4 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
The Wizard of Ass
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Strive for piracy 6 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
Wow romanticising piracy.
And by the way, since this meme has been circulating since 2014, it's ableism*** for the millionth time
Took this pic of Tower Bridge at sunrise 1 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
Nice. I've seen seen it like this
My girlfriend is going to be so happy I found this 2 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
Should be an exit flap instead
over 1 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
'come over'
'i already came over'
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Duck, Duck, Dog 3 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
Actually idek
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Duck, Duck, Dog 3 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
That's a goose
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Painstaking utopian Gnu 4 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
Why is everything capitalised?
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The power of friendship 3 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
They're pronounced differently though
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Ever get that feeling you are being followed? 3 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
The cat on the cat
You can't kill what's not even real 1 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
We had to read it in primary school
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S tier meme 3 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
I actually know where he lives. I've dispensed prescriptions for him
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based 9 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
Thumbs up because you're respecting my ethnic background's cuisine
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Moaning dramatic abiding Hyena 3 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
Lets *
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Who's Poison? 9 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
Whose*
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Amusingmatter 5 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
But why would you alter a direct quote from the book?
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Betty white - badass (1954-2020) 5 comments
shiftingsands · 3 years ago
She WAS born in 1954. This event happened as soon as she was born
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