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Ah I remember when I was just 20 minutes walk away from Aldi. Now I live in a part of London where there are no Aldis nearby. However, there is an Asda and Lidl right next to each other, which I use weekly.

Those were like, decades ago

Not really when I have better phones.

How is the age gap the least bit 'icky'? And that half +7 rule is absurd.

Since when were plugs mounted to walls?

Yep. Harold Hutchins is, in fact, the one who filled in this form if you look at the top.